Happy Christmas One and All!

[Stewart]

Yes people, once again it is that time of year when the whole country comes together to celebrate the wonder and magic of the big event that we give thanks for this time of year. Yes, its the Coke ad with the big shiny lorry in it!

And what a great ad it is. Just think, if Mary hadn't managed to blag Joesph that she had concived without going with anyone else, none of this would be possible.

Ever noticed how in all manger scene Xmas cards there's a bloke with a 'I got away with that one then' look on his face? If only it were to get out that Jesus's dad was that bloke who worked on the fish stall. Still, lets not spoil the magic for the kids.

No repeat of my Happy Hexmas song this year, as despite it being the celebration of the birth of our Lord who died on a cross for all our sins, I really can't be arsed. Sorry J.

My mom came in earlier from the shops with 2 large cases of Bud and mahoosive tin of roses with roughly the same mass as a Neutron star, which is always my cue that its pretty much the season to eat loads of grub and watch the Fools and Horses special.

Does anyone else find things in the fridge at this time of year that no-one eats but still turns up? Like Red Cabbage... no-one in the house eats it, but it wouldn't be Christmas without it.

Hope everyone gets what you asked for (Make sure Santa has plenty of room to get the bondage gear and 3 dozen bottles of Poppers down the chimney Wildmonkey).

Hope you all find the time to eat, drink and be merry.

Happy Christmas all.

[Elmo]

why would wildmonkey want party poppers? The bondage gear is mine

[Swafe]

Ttiwwp ;d

[Trippledence]

Why Cant we have mince pies all year

[Elmo]

i've changed my sig to it's festive version in honour of mr Jesus' birth

[Ramedge]

i've changed my sig to it's festive version in honour of mr Jesus' birth

likewise - though mines abit crap - couldnt find the .psd file so i had to edit this little jpg instead

[BUFF]

Christmas? Bah humbug!

[yamangman]

Festive sigs are overrated!

[Stringent]

I agree with Custom PC on the mince pies though, M&S are the best!

[shelley bda]

I agree with Custom PC on the mince pies though, M&S are the best!

I don't buy Mince Pies, i make my own and they are better than any bought ones ask Jon, he'll tell ya

[Steve]

I agree with Custom PC on the mince pies though, M&S are the best!

No, my grandma's are the best.

Merry Christmas everyone.

[toomanycooks]

My vote's for a slice of mince tart with custard and a glass of something that warms the top of your mouth.

Merry Xmas all at Hexus.

[Emzay]

NO, My mummys mince pies are the best.

Proper crimbo I tell thee all.

[JimmyBoy]

Does anyone else find things in the fridge at this time of year that no-one eats but still turns up? Like Red Cabbage... no-one in the house eats it, but it wouldn't be Christmas without it.

my mum always makes a big christmas cake that nobody ever touches, she'll have a slice but thats about it really

merry christmas everyone

[Tomahawk]

Nice.. Merry Christmas to All!!.. Just on the case of updating to a more festive one! .. Bit late I know!..

Love the food at Christmas.. Mmmm..

[smtkr]

(Make sure Santa has plenty of room to get the bondage gear)

How does one go about telling the lady about that?

Me: Baby, I have something I want to show you. I bought a Christmas gift we can both enjoy...It's a swing.
Her: EEEEEEEEK!

*runs out of my flat*