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    Old 31-05-2006, 10:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...tem=4633452260


    Best I have EVER seen


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    I recon somebody posted the link in a forum and just tons of people gathered to ask random questions... the only thing I can think of, it's definitely not a coincidence.


    Edit: This had me crying lol

    Again no swaps. What is it with people, when I say no swaps please don't take it as a challange. I have been offfered a caravan, 12 cars, 1 lorry, to have my garden landscaped, some rare fish, and I'm sorry but the very kind gent (Donald) who offered me a weekend with his wife (and him it would appear) I have a special message for you. The pictures you sent me of your wife did not, in all honesty help. Some of them looked more like a traffic accident than something that I might remotely find alluring. I am sure that if you set up your own website (assuming that it's not illegal) there will be plenty of sad sacks (many from ebay land going by this experience) who will indulge your (and your wifes) desires.
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    Old 31-05-2006, 10:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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    HA HA HA, poor chap, all he wanted to do was sell his car
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    Old 31-05-2006, 10:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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    Old 31-05-2006, 11:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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    excellent, he has a current one up as well and it looks like they have started again.
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    Heh, wonder what he did to deserve this.
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    wow...I'm amazed and speechless...haha
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    Old 01-06-2006, 03:12 AM   #7 (permalink)
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    hilarious indeed
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    Old 01-06-2006, 07:59 AM   #8 (permalink)
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    Edit: This had me crying lol

    Again no swaps. What is it with people, when I say no swaps please don't take it as a challange. I have been offfered a caravan, 12 cars, 1 lorry, to have my garden landscaped, some rare fish, and I'm sorry but the very kind gent (Donald) who offered me a weekend with his wife (and him it would appear) I have a special message for you. The pictures you sent me of your wife did not, in all honesty help. Some of them looked more like a traffic accident than something that I might remotely find alluring. I am sure that if you set up your own website (assuming that it's not illegal) there will be plenty of sad sacks (many from ebay land going by this experience) who will indulge your (and your wifes) desires.

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    Old 01-06-2006, 08:03 AM   #9 (permalink)
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    thats just cheered me up this miserable wet morning thanks, have just fired it off to everyone at work
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    Call me mister cynical but looking the page he links to a blogpage which is the same name as his ebay account.

    On the blog it states his job is a "creative consultant" and has worked with the government and various big companies.

    Co-incidence?
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    Old 01-06-2006, 08:34 AM   #11 (permalink)
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    this is so like the gold blue peter badge sold on ebay, it had like 300 q's and he even had people donate a quid if they enjoyed reading all the rplys and question... ebay removed it tho
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    Old 01-06-2006, 08:45 AM   #12 (permalink)
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    Best laugh I've had in a while. I liked the line about animals. Being a Zookeeper or Werewolf !
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    haha brilliant... cheered a few people up at work who've had issues with buying and selling cars
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