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    Old 20-11-2003, 06:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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    The funniest computer word?

    Since computers have been invented, a few words have been recycled, but many created, some of which are quite amusing.

    So, what would you say is the best?

    SCSI is quite a good one to pronounce, but not that funny.

    My fav: dongle!

    Oh, the innuendo opportunities!


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    Old 20-11-2003, 06:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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    ZX81 machine code was pretty funny cos it used the terms "peek" and "poke" a lot - that always raised a smile on my 14-year-old face at the time

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    Old 20-11-2003, 06:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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    Sorry.

    Floppy


    Good heavens. How vulgar.

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    Were peek and poke anything to do with the CPU stack?


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    Old 20-11-2003, 06:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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    Old 20-11-2003, 06:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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    eh...

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    Old 20-11-2003, 06:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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    Originally posted by TomWilko
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    Hard-Drive

    LMFAO!!!! Good grief.

    Warning...This thread brings out the most immature in everybody...

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    Old 20-11-2003, 07:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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    I remember in the heydays of dongles, you could buy a short extension cable to prevent stress on the printer port.

    They called it a dongle dangler...

    Now go away before I taunt you a second time.
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    Old 20-11-2003, 07:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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    lol @ rhythmic... i saw a wireless usb dongle on ebuyer, made me chuckle, i think dongle has to be the funniest computer word at the moment

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    Old 20-11-2003, 08:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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    Old 20-11-2003, 09:13 PM   #11 (permalink)
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    Originally posted by unts
    Were peek and poke anything to do with the CPU stack?
    erm....twas something to do with variables within reserved memory iirc (it was about 20 years ago....& i never quite mastered it!)

    dongle looks to be the favourite so far

    RAM and floppy are still good tho



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    hur hur..huur....floppy!...hurr...hurr....dongle!

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    Old 20-11-2003, 09:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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    Originally posted by MiggyMan
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    And if it gets dirty you have to fiddle with it as well.

    /gets coat.

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    Old 20-11-2003, 09:57 PM   #13 (permalink)
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    3.5" Floppy . . . and it doesnt grow when it goes Hard

    See, it's not size that counts.
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    Old 20-11-2003, 10:45 PM   #14 (permalink)
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    Yup thats why the 5 1/4" are obselete
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    Old 20-11-2003, 10:53 PM   #15 (permalink)
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    old classic


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    Old 20-11-2003, 11:10 PM   #16 (permalink)
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    Originally posted by unts
    Were peek and poke anything to do with the CPU stack?
    Naaa - they're my brother's cats


    He's got one called Velcro too

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