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The funniest computer word?
Since computers have been invented, a few words have been recycled, but many created, some of which are quite amusing.
So, what would you say is the best? SCSI is quite a good one to pronounce, but not that funny. My fav: dongle! Oh, the innuendo opportunities! |
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ZX81 machine code was pretty funny cos it used the terms "peek" and "poke" a lot - that always raised a smile on my 14-year-old face at the time
if it ain't broke...fix it till it is
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Drop it like it's hot
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RAM
![]() ![]() Sorry. Floppy ![]() Good heavens. How vulgar.
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Drop it like it's hot
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Home cinema: Toshiba 42XV555DB Full HD LCD | Onkyo TX-SR705 | NAD C352 | Monitor Audio Bronze B2 | Monitor Audio Bronze C | Monitor Audio Bronze BFX | Yamaha NSC120 | BK Monolith sub | Toshiba HD-EP35 HD-DVD | Samsung BD-P1400 BluRay Player | Pioneer DV-575 | Squeezebox3 | Virgin Media V+ Box
PC: Asus P5B | Core2duo 2.13GHz | 2GB DDR2 PC6400 | Inno3d iChill 7900GS | Auzentech X-Plosion 7.1 | 250GB | 500GB | NEC DVDRW | Dual AG Neovo 19" HTPC: | Core2Duo E6420 2.13GHz | 2GB DDR2 | 250GBx2 | Radeon X1300 | Terratec Aureon 7.1 | Windows MCE 2005 Laptop: 1.5GHz Centrino | 512MB | 60GB | 15" Wide TFT | Wifi | DVDRW |
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Drop it like it's hot
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LMFAO!!!! Good grief. Warning...This thread brings out the most immature in everybody...
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Put him in the curry!
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I remember in the heydays of dongles, you could buy a short extension cable to prevent stress on the printer port.
They called it a dongle dangler...
Now go away before I taunt you a second time.
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dongle looks to be the favourite so far RAM and floppy are still good tho [beavis & butthead mode] hur hur..huur....floppy!...hurr...hurr....dongle! [/beavis & butthead mode]
if it ain't broke...fix it till it is
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Happy Now?
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/gets coat.
I dont like sig pics so i turn off sigs
Which doesnt help when i dont know what ive written here! DOH!
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old classic
im off for a quick defrag of my hard drive..
Originally Posted by Knoxville
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![]() He's got one called Velcro too
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