Sweet Love

[skewed]

Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.

She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.

On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum.

He asked her name,"Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said.

I'm the one with the Nuts" he thought.

Then he touched her Milky Ways.

They checked into a hotel and went straight to bed.

Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.

It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Curly Wurly.

But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so she
let him take a trip down Bourneville boulevard instead.

He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.

It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.

When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.

She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out.

However he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising so he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert.

At the same time she gave him a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel.

Sadly he was soon to discover he had caught something.
It turns out that Ms Rowntree had Assorted Creams in her box.
She had obviously been with All Sorts in the past!

[edavies87]

Ha ha classic! I would of loved to read that as a kid and thought wtf!

Ed

[pr0p4g4nd4]

eww! >_<

[Xaneden]

Excellent.

[Mike Fishcake]

So *that's* why the Cadbury's chocolate got recalled....

[webbyman]

roffle

[kasavien]

my god i have a twisted mind, to take every line as an innuendo... good tho