How many weapons in your room?

[james.robinson]

Just thinking about this, you hear an intruder downstairs, what in your bedroom do you equip yourself with to defend your lands!!

I have -

3 x 4" Blade Pen knives

1 x 6" Lockknife

2 x Top of the range air rifles (1000 Feet Per Second Each)

and my cat, which is itself a lethal weapon when thrown at someones face

[charleski]

Completely inadequate!

"In the last several months I have decided that its time to purchase Main Battle Rifles (MBR) for the family arsenal...I realized that I was inadequately prepared with just my Remington 742 in 30-06 with about 35 rounds on hand"

[Clunk]

Just a travel scrabble set is needed. Just arrange the letters to spell out "Chuck Norris" and that will kill the face off anything in about a second.

[TeePee]

I have a folding knife and a Ruger 10/22 under the bed.. Not really a self defense weapon.

I've been enjoying the American culture of driving out into the countryside and blasting off a few hundred rounds. I do also have a hunting licence, so one day I may bring back lunch...

[Knoxville]

Just me upstairs.

Keep a golf club by the back door and a "pool" cue by the front door though.

[awm]

Nail clippers, scissors, and water bottles, which according to the TSA (Transportation Security Administration - US airport security) can be dangerous.

[FirePhoenixCtk]

just me and a whole bunch of electricity and water,

[Russ]

id just run down stairs naked.. if a 6ft naked man doesnt scare you, your welcome to my tv

[ACiD303]

A pair of nunchakus . . . although anything can be classed as a weapon . . . my lighter and cans of deodorant will be a flamethrower, my laptop is heavy enough to knock someone silly, got a few empty glass bottles of juice - could be painful, a skateboard to the head (trucks first), a laser sighted gas gun. . .holy nuts Ive not seen that in years!

I do not advocate violence

[yoclick]

2x Fists

[5lab]

old set of bike forks i spose. a dropout to the face would shut someone up for a while..

[Bluecube]

I think I've got a couple of very big and heavy books which would probably smart what applied swiftly to the face.

[chuckskull]

The site of me naked is enough to scar you for life I think. Other than that, theres a 9lb sledge, a samuri sword (not the useless £50 stuff either), old air-rilfe no pellets

Plus the usual assortment of knifes, screwdirvers, hands and a yoghurt pot that fell down the back of my desk ages ago, probably counts as a WMD.

Then again theres a 100lb of Alsatian sleeping in the kitchen, so anyone who actually made it upstairs would be one bad mofo, then again if you hurt my pets you'll meet me traveling down the stairs completely airborne

[Splash]

Depends on if I had a curry the night before, if so there's chemical warfare. If not then I'd probably cower in a corner or talk geek at them until they submitted to my authoriteh.

[TiMeZeRo]

1 x guitar, 40 odd screwdrivers, 1 x lava lamp (glass bit), 1 x school bag with metal spikes on it and numerous other heavy objects that could cause a fair bit of pain.

[Hans Voralberg]

I live on floor 20 lol (though obviously they can take the lift).
Arsenal:

1x small knife
1x Plates
Loads of bottles and electrical wire
oh and a bottle of ketchup