are short fat 'people' all Inconsiderate?

[TheAnimus]

Morbidly Obese and Short. A lower form of life I suppose, but one that really gets in the way. Let us send them up north where unhealthy people belong.

Why you ask?

There are two compelling reasons for banning these SFTs (short fat troglodytes) from the high street at any rate:

First off, in order to fully comprehend the clear and present threat, think of Oxford Street on a Thursday evening in the midst of a torrential downpour, truly weather of biblical proportions. Then imagine a hoard of short fat 19 year old girls, armed with a weapon more aberrant than their physical beauty, The Umbrella.
In the hands of a healthy person who has some spatial awareness the Umbrella is far from a menace, it keeps them dry, content and allows for hair to be looking rather fantastic. But in the hands of a SFT it’s a menace to anyone over 5”10, as SFTs are incapable of understanding the effect an Umbrella prong to the eye has. Some SFTs are so short they can’t even reach my eye, instead they go for the shoulder. Oh well its not as if they can comprehend I’m wearing a suite that might be made of wool which would not take kindly to a metal prong lacerating it. How can people be so unaware of others around them?
So after the 7th time this had happened, and not so much as a sorry or any acknowledgement I lost my cool. I broke the umbrella, and asked her if she might actually think that other people, who have the decency to not cost the NHS extreme amounts of money by trying to have a waste under 50” would like to have an umbrella pronged against their head? It seamed she had no idea that jabbing me in the back of the neck made me angry, and seamed to have no understanding of what had just transpired.

The second, more nefarious dead committed by the SFT is simply blocking the way. I suppose I should clear things up, I’m talking about 5”5 creatures that weight as much as my 6”5 self. They just get in the weight, walking slowly, after all if they bothered to walk properly the effect of all the crisps and coke might not be so apparent. The SFT is often found in a heard of two, providing maximum obstruction to high street pavements.
This behaviour is never demonstrated by tall people, granted normally because their walking at a decent pace but also because they understand people might be in a hurry, and are aware of other people, how come SFTs just aren’t?

It just drives me nuts, they serve no purpose other than to aggravate those who are of a height worthy of been granted life for. Why do they have no comprehension that others might exist? Is it just because their fat?

[herulach]

im tempted to agree, but you should also lump in there women with prams, and old ladies as well.

[Sinizter]

Did you really break the umbrella and yell at the "SFT" ?

[steve threlfall]

I broke the umbrella, and asked her if she might actually think that other people, who have the decency to not cost the NHS extreme amounts of money by trying to have a waste under 50” would like to have an umbrella pronged against their head?

I hope your joking...

[shiato storm]

melt them down and use their fat as the next bio-fuel. thats the only feasible solution to our impending energy crisis.

[charleski]

It's well known that tall people suffer slow but inevitable brain damage as a result of breathing the thinner air up where their noses are.

[RedPutty]

im tempted to agree, but you should also lump in there women with prams, and old ladies as well.

And old men.

And people who smoke.

And people with kids.

[Sinizter]

And old men.

And people who smoke.

And people with kids.

While you at it, everyone there who is not you.

[Funkstar]

While you at it, everyone there who is not you.

Brilliant idea!

[El Gordo]

So us tall fat people are still in the clear then? It's just the short ones your getting shot of......Coz the thought of me having to got the gym at last is making me hungry again.

[iranu]

Perhaps we could get all these SFT's to wear a symbol on their clothes so we can recognise them............

[Clunk]

Perhaps we could get all these SFT's to wear a symbol on their clothes so we can recognise them............

No need once the forehead branding is completed.

[chicken]

im tempted to agree, but you should also lump in there women with prams, and old ladies as well.

Oohh don't get me started on women with prams! It's not their lack of consideration to me, so much as thinking: What if her using the pram to barge through people causes one of them to fall on her kid?

As for SFTs, I've met a few nice SFPeople but I would have to agree on the majority somehow lacking the ability to notice anyone but themselves and fellow SFTs. I'm not even that tall either (5ft 8) and the umbrella thing gets me. Worked with a SFT once, ate nothing but McDonalds and Kebabs, then wondered why she was fat and had bowel problems... niice!

[Knoxville]

SFT's?

And old men?

And people who smoke?

And people with kids?

For christs sake kids, when did the entire country become populated by little hot house orchids such as yourselves?

Perhaps this country should be populated by 6ft 5, socially inept, basically nocturnal creatures that work only to fund an anime/useless gadget addiction? That'd be better right?

You don't like fat 19 year old girls, go tell em, don't talk to me about it, quite honestly this threads the biggest waste of time I've been involved in all day and I just watched an adam sandler movie!

[bertie]

I hope the OP is joking! ....
Clearly, slow moving and inconsiderate people oblivious of their surroundings are annoying for anyone when they're out and about and in a rush.

.... Otherwise you need to get used to other people who aren't gifted with superior intelligence and the looks of a lamp post living in the same world as you


And no i'm not a "SFT"

[Stewart]

SFT's?

And old men?

And people who smoke?

And people with kids?

For christs sake kids, when did the entire country become populated by little hot house orchids such as yourselves?

Perhaps this country should be populated by 6ft 5, socially inept, basically nocturnal creatures that work only to fund an anime/useless gadget addiction? That'd be better right?

You don't like fat 19 year old girls, go tell em, don't talk to me about it, quite honestly this threads the biggest waste of time I've been involved in all day and I just watched an adam sandler movie!

You tell 'em Billy Boy. Yeah! Yeah! (Phones4U)