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    Old 27-07-2004, 08:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA..ahem, chavtastic!

    http://www.freewebs.com/badscooterboyz

    my nan is ruder than these 'rudeboyz"
    they bring shame upon the sensible scooter rider like myself lol


    if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
    2 things i hate the most - xenophobia and the french
    "chuffing"
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    Old 27-07-2004, 08:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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    LMFAO

    Somehow that doesn't quite convey how funny that is...

    Who are they trying to kid? Cool?? ****ing retards can't even spell!



    Cupra? Come here matey... LMAO. No. I'm not gonna stir further.

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    Old 27-07-2004, 08:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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    Originally Posted by chav eejit
    My Stats

    Name
    Aaron Stafford Age
    16
    Gender
    Male Marital Status
    Relationship
    Location
    Birstall, Lesta, England,

    Occupation
    If u want me, come and get me!
    Soon marine/Secret agent (S.W.A.T)
    A Little About Me

    I moan, hate celebrations such as christmas B-days, Im a great listener.click here to apply. wot a wonderful world! dont like people who talk to much nor do i like cowards! Im goin in the marines nxt summer so if u want me girls hurry up!

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    only live once,life is wot u make it,get on with it!Iike everything and am willing to try anything. hate people! like being with family drinkin n avin a laugh. and like fishing.life great init?! I wana go uni to become a Royal marine cant wait!

    Hobbies and Interests

    I like swimming, goin gym, running, chillin with mates, wachin dvd's, goin cinema, being around freinds n family. I play the piano..try to sing. I like earning money, spendin money, town, music, people dont like me, i dont like them


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    In my eyes There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
    Jeepers, Creepers!
    This bloke/boy is Pure Gold.. he should be on telly.. LMFAO... I'm cryin with laughter


    Fantastic find Punky, absolutely marvellous...


    Oh an Howard - harsh, dude, harsh


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    Old 27-07-2004, 08:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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    the best bit i found on there is 'BL@ZZ@'s got the same scooter (Piaggio Zip) as me and posts the top speed as 35mph.i'm guessing he's a scrawny little runt in a 4-stripe tracksuit tucked into socks, burbery cap n scarf and and kappa classics. i'm 5'11", bout 15stone and not exactly the smallest built of people. i got mine to 65mph.
    obviously the retard factor has stopped him realising if you take the frickin' restrictor off, it goes twice as fast. bloody spooner!!
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    if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
    2 things i hate the most - xenophobia and the french
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    Old 27-07-2004, 08:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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    Talking

    Jeez, trying read their spelling has given me a headache...
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    Old 27-07-2004, 08:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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    ooooh.. Fearsome beast...

    Picture removed due to numptons hosting bmp's.... umm

    *Badly composed picture of a badly dressed moped "dat iz well hevvy, enit?!" GOES HERE*
    And apparently taken with one of those really ickle cheap cameras too... look at the focus bending at the edges







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    Old 27-07-2004, 09:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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    arrrg, what muppet uploads bmp files to websites?!
    Yuk!

    and wtf is going on with all those stickers? Does he think it's going to run faster? LOL

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    Old 27-07-2004, 09:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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    Nice BMP too. That just took 2 minutes to download on my 600K connection :\

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    Old 27-07-2004, 09:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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    sorry.. didn't realise it was a bmp......

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    Old 27-07-2004, 09:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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    Oh I'm not digging at you. I'm mocking the chavtastic web design skills of the common retard. Lol

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    Old 27-07-2004, 09:09 PM   #11 (permalink)
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    Click on guestbook for a surpise. Nothing harmfull, just funny


    Toyota Celica GT Four (ST205)
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    Old 27-07-2004, 09:11 PM   #12 (permalink)
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    Originally Posted by gobbo
    Click on guestbook for a surpise. Nothing harmfull, just funny

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S BRILLIANT!!! I Love it!! ROFL

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    Old 27-07-2004, 09:13 PM   #13 (permalink)
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    I think the phrase i'm searching for is "hax0r3d"


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    Old 27-07-2004, 09:19 PM   #14 (permalink)
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    Oh god that is the funniest thing Ive seen in ages.

    Its so awful to read tho. Did any of these guys do English at school?

    (Silly question)

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    Old 27-07-2004, 09:34 PM   #15 (permalink)
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    did any of those guys GO to school???

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    Old 27-07-2004, 10:56 PM   #16 (permalink)
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    HAHA, That's absolute class....

    Can you believe their specs: "Whelly distance"

    Their hacked guestbook, is probably the best part of that site....

    Ahhh, that was amusing.....
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