Features - Win the graphics card beast that is the ASUS ROG ARES!

[Limeicus]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because a micro singularity formed in the center of my bank account compressing all my hard earned cash infinitely, then passing it through the event horizon to be inaccessible until the day many million years down the line, when the black hole decays releasing my cash plus a few million years of interest.

In the mean time, this graphics card would really help things

[mac124]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because i spent most of my money on booze, drugs, and prostitues . . . and the rest i wasted.

[Roobubba]

I can't afford £1200 worth of Graphics card because I suck.

[GarathEmms]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because...it's £1,200, even mac's arn't that expensive

[Penfold101]

I can't afford £1200 worth of graphics card because since Micheal Jackson died I haven't recieved any of my out-of-court cash settlement to not tell my story to the papers.

[Blaineoliver]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because... I decided to spend my student loan alcohol. And now I have 21K of debt?

[Rikus]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because... *waves two fingers whilst saying in an Obi-Wan Kenobi voice* you're going to give the card to me for free...

[howee-t]

because i want to browse face book on a hyper expensive card coz i am thick as two short planks

[Splash]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because I live in the real world. Seriously, have you people not heard that there's a recession going on?

[Mrs. Limette]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because... i have lots of medical issues stopping me from getting a job to save up for it and i have a major surgery next month on my spine and it would make me feel a lot better if i could win.

[Dustbin_lid]

I can't afford £1200 worth of graphics card because when I was 17 I was diagnosed with a disease called “colitis” which meant that I lost a lot of blood during the day and night so spent the last year of school mostly asleep. That aside I achieved a place at university but was unable to live without my parents support due to my condition. The following year on a different course of drugs I returned to uni doing the same course but again dropped out because the new drugs failed to work and I could not live without support. The following year I had a operation so I wasn't able to go to Uni at all. The year after I had problems due to my operation, with only 2 week remaining of the year. Due to my lack of completion of those 2 weeks I now have to repeat my first year of university for the 4th time on the same course and this is last time that I'm going to be supported by student finance because they only support you for the length of your course +1 for 4 years for me. But because I've done my 1st year 3 times already this is the last year so the next 2 years will be purely supported off my own work and the money my parents support me with. I now begin my 4th 1st year of uni after 10 operations and throughout this time having my mum being suicidal and in and out of mental institution. So that's why I can't spent £1200 on a graphics card. Shoutout to my dad for being my rock through 5 years of hard times, that I hope have finally come to an end and to my mate Phil who linked me this thread and put a smile on my face, you suck bro.

[Robjamderout]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because...common sense dictates that life's priorities are: discrete subscription to "gentlemens" websites, my wifes happiness, food and finally bills- sorry ASUS.

[albinamare]

I can't afford £1200 worth of graphics card because my grandma stole all my savings to buy sport shoes to run to get in shape. She started running with £1200 sport shoes when she was 60. Now she`s 90 and we don`t know where the hell she is...

[Dustbin_lid]

i have lots of medical issues stopping me from getting a job to save up for it and i have a major surgery next month on my spine and it would make me feel a lot better if i could win.

Best of luck to you mate, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel and things will always get better. +1

[Siberdine]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because my dad won't let me, he'd rather spend those £1,200 on a private school or something. Pfft, who needs that?

[HW_90]

I can't afford £1200 worth of graphics card because when I was 17 I was diagnosed with a disease called “colitis” which meant that I lost a lot of blood during the day and night so spent the last year of school mostly asleep. That aside I achieved a place at university but was unable to live without my parents support due to my condition. The following year on a different course of drugs I returned to uni doing the same course but again dropped out because the new drugs failed to work and I could not live without support. The following year I had a operation so I wasn't able to go to Uni at all. The year after I had problems due to my operation, with only 2 week remaining of the year. Due to my lack of completion of those 2 weeks I now have to repeat my first year of university for the 4th time on the same course and this is last time that I'm going to be supported by student finance because they only support you for the length of your course +1 for 4 years for me. But because I've done my 1st year 3 times already this is the last year so the next 2 years will be purely supported off my own work and the money my parents support me with. I now begin my 4th 1st year of uni after 10 operations and throughout this time having my mum being suicidal and in and out of mental institution. So that's why I can't spent £1200 on a graphics card. Shoutout to my dad for being my rock through 5 years of hard times, that I hope have finally come to an end and to my mate Phil who linked me this thread and put a smile on my face, you suck bro.

damn, can't make this stuff up

someone make a donation site for this guy, also have you thought about doing an online course instead?