Features - Win the graphics card beast that is the ASUS ROG ARES!

[HEXUS]

Finish the sentence and be in with a chance of winning this £1,200 graphics card from ASUS.

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[Hicks12]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because... im an undergraduate waiting for student finance to get their act together, meaning no monies left to spend on brand spanking new gear. Oh and the added fact of paying living expenses with a stupid 1 day a week job at the chipshop, apparently im "not what they're looking for" at PC world/currys/comet, does that mean they are looking for useless idiots to work for them? Im stuck... even morrisons wont take me on.... I LIVE NEXT TO IT!.


Cant think of anything else , good competition though!.

edit: ive added a bit i hope thats ok!

[Percy1983]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because the dog ate all my money...

[dshepsman]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because...
I work 26 hours a day, 8 days a week at mill, where I have pay mill owner for the priviledge.
I have a wife, 12 kids, 3 cats, 2 dogs, 2 ex-wives and a girlfriend to support. And a hamster.
And a goldfish

[razer121]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because i have a 20 hour per week job on basic wage and 2 kids to support, plus a lizard a dog and 4 cats (no lie!) To top it of i have to pay out half of my wages to support my kids on top of the CSA i already pay, All the rest of my money is going into keeping a roof over us poor souls

I win ye?

[MrRobin]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because...

with that compute power, the sea-creature on 3DMark would become self aware and devour my bank account.

[EzyRyder]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because one can't really live on bread and water for a year!

[Phage]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because...my wife would kill me.

[Stephen C]

Edit: used entry form.

[matty-hodgson]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because... my family have decided I need to move out.

[Ulti]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because...
1) I'm a student.
2) My parents would kill me.
3) I'm a student.

[Weedkillers]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because I work for the NHS

[demonseedgfx]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because...I have a real life. Pigs need feeding, chickens need feeding, cat needs feeding, girlfriend needs feeding and now my bloody PC needs feeding. This would at least stop one of them getting at me.

[Biscuit]

i cant afford £1200 of graphics card because i spent it all on sex, drugs and Rock & Roll.

[TAKTAK]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because all that I can hear is the chilling cry of distant Pandi's, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that will reign for centuries to come. So all of my income has to be used to appease them, in order to prevent worldly destruction.

[GoNz0]

I can't afford £1,200 worth of graphics card because i have 2 GTX480's