Reasons to NEVER let Deckard near an Aircraft Museum

**Zak33** · 26-08-2003, 07:53 AM

This bloody model.....:grr:

"Lets buy it Zak, and we'll build it this afternoon and fly it"

20 minutes later.......silence from back of the car....."It's quite complicated......dont suppose you wanna do it at home, Zak my old buddy, my old chum, and then bring it around when you're done!"

Introducing.......the Hawker Tempest MkV.......late WW2 and by all accounts a damn fast aircraft.

Shame building it is not so damn fast

So I roped Sair into the job

and we aimed for this Bank Holiday Weekend.......but...as anyone who has flown with me knows.....my aim is carp!

Here goes......

**Zak33** · 26-08-2003, 07:55 AM

Plan view.....I remember this from being a kid, helping my Dad build planes.....rub a candle all over the plans...stops the glue sticking.....and then you lift it off half way through!

then make sure you get your other half to spend some time on her knees!

**Zak33** · 26-08-2003, 07:57 AM

Next....get the hlaf formers on.....then the stringers...then turn it....and repeat.

it is at this point I would like Deckard to remember just how much I hate him

cos up to now has taken over a day....! Glue drying, piece cutting etc!

**Zak33** · 26-08-2003, 07:58 AM

On MONDAY.....she got this far!

and finally we stopped for food and water......

**Zak33** · 26-08-2003, 07:59 AM

You can see it now....

"Amateur Model Maker Monthly"
Adverts page.....
Unfinished project.....must go since nearly brought realtionship to an end in less that 2 days"

Maybe we'll carry on soon

Maldonado · 26-08-2003, 08:02 AM

lol! poor Zak + Zak's missus!

doesn't she mind you taking pics of her and posting them for all us randoms to see?

**Nick** · 26-08-2003, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by Zak33
This bloody model.....:grr:

"Lets buy it Zak, and we'll build it this afternoon and fly it"

20 minutes later.......silence from back of the car....."It's quite complicated......dont suppose you wanna do it at home, Zak my old buddy, my old chum, and then bring it around when you're done!"

Ooh you little fibber!

It was only the thin lipped, frosty iced silence from Mrs. Deck in the front seat that prompted you to offer to take it home and do it! I was all for building it!

Ahh well, looks like you're doing a great job though. Sair's even SMILING whilst whittling the balsa..... must've been a picture from VERY early on in the project!

Maldonado · 26-08-2003, 08:17 AM

do you have to actually cut those bits out? they're not like pre-pressed, that you pop out? yowch :/

[MA]DanglyBob · 26-08-2003, 09:19 AM

Hope your'e going to keep us posted on progress.....

Looks like a small box, you'd think there wouldn't be much to it wouldn't you?

**Zak33** · 26-08-2003, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by Grapevine
doesn't she mind you taking pics of her and posting them for all us randoms to see?

Dunno......too late now

Dakaras · 28-08-2003, 08:05 AM

Brave man, I once tried one of them when young, scar for life I am

fraggie · 28-08-2003, 04:44 PM

pffffffffft

they aint models, these are models,

My Model Site

the fokker triplane has a 6"8 wingspan (1/4 scale) i think, and were currently building and photographing the building of a 1/4 scale DeHavailland Tiger Moth,

Skii · 28-08-2003, 04:50 PM

Zakk m8

when it comes to doping the tissue on the wings you gotta be VERY VERY careful m8.

Put the tissue on one side only, and then pin it down securely so it can't warp when the dope dries and stretches it taught.

**Zak33** · 28-08-2003, 07:00 PM

I heard that Skii....I am listening to all good advice!

And you AND my old man said the same thing ! It warps when you dope it.

Cheers dudes !

**Nick** · 28-08-2003, 10:54 PM

Pretty much most things warp after a wee bit of dope....

[GSV]Trig · 28-08-2003, 11:09 PM

lmao your makin me laff laods this month deck, you been on the funny juice?

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