Transformers 2 was horrendous, first film where I've left the cinema halfway through the film.
Transformers 2 was horrendous, first film where I've left the cinema halfway through the film.
I'll admit it. I've seen the whole of Sex and the City 2 and I am pretty sure it's the worst film I've ever seen. Mark Kermode's rant sums it up nicely ( haven't got sound but assume it's this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHeQeHstrsc ). The thing with this one is, I went in there expecting it to be the worst film ever, so as far as expectations go I wasn't disappointed and only slightly shocked to see it managed to exceed my expectations of disappointment. Grandma's Boy ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0456554/ ) is a surprisingly close second as it's absolutely appalling.
As for films that probably weren't as bad, but really disappointed me... (imo obviously!)
King Kong (newest version - Boring, actually boring. It actually became funny how boring it was. The scene with the tumbling dinosaurs seemed to last 20 minutes.
Donnie Darko - Again, boring. It's meant to be amazing, but I don't get what's so special or clever about it?
Inception - Very similar feelings to those gained from Donnie Darko, but 10x as strong. It's flawed, it really isn't that clever and again, it's boring.
Garden state - Don't think I've seen a film so far up it's own butt... until I saw
Juno - which was so far up it's own butt with it's "duuuh people like pop music, I like obscure music because I am cool duuuh" attitude, it almost went back up it's own butt inception stylee. But that was before I remembered I had seen the film...
Revolver (Guy Ritchie) - which was almost as pretentious as it was dull. "Ello, imma gritty english guy who plays Chess and uses long words, watch as I deal with my inner demons!" (shakes head violently)
There we go.
Sucker Punch. Total crap
Date movie
skyline was just awful
Paranormal Activity 3
Rocky IV. American boxer goes to Russia at the height of the cold war on Xmas day, gets almost beaten to a pulp by Russian boxer, comes back & beats him to a pulp. Still has a enough left for a speech of hope. Unbelievable really, I've see more truth in Professional Wrestling.
My Home Cinema (Getting on a bit now )
www.grimleyplex.co.uk
Solaris.
Camera is stuck on George Clooney's face for 10 mins. and nothing happening.... argh!
Gonna have to add immortals to this list, really did want my hour and a half back after watching it lol
Would agree with first post about Battlefield earth.
Try The Wild Women Of Wonga, so bad it's almost good, in a Plan 9 from Outer Space kinda way.
Sorority Row - Easily the worst film I've seen.
Living and dying laughing and crying
Once you have seen it you will never be the same
Life in the fast lane is just how it seems
Hard and it is heavy dirty and mean
Scorpion King 3 - OMG that was desperate, dodgy effects, baaad acting - oh dear
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