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Birdemic: Shock and Terror hands down. Nothing happens for the first 45 mins and then suddenly terribly animated birds dive bomb everything and I just don't even. You should totally watch it.
If you're recommending people to watch a film, then it wasn't bad enough!
It's so terrible it revolves back on itself and becomes outright hilarious. Or maybe I have a thing for terrible films...
The Room. And I utterly love it.
All of it. Every line, every set up, every football throw.
Batman & Robin, and I used to like it as a kid.
Nurse 3d. It's just nudity and some gore, cliche story and characters, the lead actress can't act, ugh
Bad Max: Fury Road
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The worst? Every polish comedy... I'm from Poland and I hate our films..
em recently .....missus made me watch something called empire records, fell asleep 5 mins in
Armageddon. Full of lines like "he's got space dementia". Roger Ebert's review says it all:
There are several Red Digital Readout scenes, in which bombs tick down to zero. Do bomb designers do that for the convenience of interested onlookers who happen to be standing next to a bomb? There's even a retread of the classic scene where they're trying to disconnect the timer, and they have to decide whether to cut the red wire or the blue wire.
The movie has forgotten that *this is not a terrorist bomb,* but a standard-issue U.S. military bomb, being defused by a military guy who is on board specifically because he knows about this bomb. A guy like that, the first thing he should know is, red or blue? "Armageddon" is loud, ugly and fragmented. Action sequences are cut together at bewildering speed out of hundreds of short edits, so that we can't see for sure what's happening, or how, or why. The few "dramatic" scenes consist of the sonorous recitation of ancient cliches.
Anything with George Looney in it.
I thought E.T. was vastly overrated too as an 7-8 yr old ..
I don't know about "worst ever", but I gave "Pacific Rim" a go, and got bored enough to conk out about an hour in. I like Guillermo Del Toro (and I'm loving The Strain), but I honestly don't understand why this film gets as much love as it does.
Started to watch Alien Rising last night. Saw it had Lance Hendriksen in it and thought it might be an Aliens franchise spin-off. Alas no. And it was so bad I gave up after an hour or so. Though the incessant adverts on MovieMix made it much much longer in real time.
The CGI is worse than computer games we all play, despite it being released in 2013. The only good thing is Lance's ability to actually act - which then only serves to show up most of the other cast. Soooooo bad. Avoid avoid avoid. Though it's worth starting to watch, just to have a laugh at the shoddy CGI and the woeful internal monologue that accompanies it. Did they learn nothing from Blade Runner?
No idea how it ends, but it's so cliche ridden I think I can hazard a guess. I doubt there will be any humano-alien getting sucked out an acid-etched window in this one, but even that botch would improve this film IMO.
Requiem for a Dream - most depressing film I have ever seen!
Some of the films in the Hellraiser series are god awful. Gotta love em though. The first is sublime.
The most recent Godzilla has to be a strong candidate. It is bad. It doesn't even have enough character to be so bad that's worth watching, like Snakes on a Train; or so cheesily bad that it's great, like Starship Troopers. It's just bad.
A Morris Marina of a film.
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