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    Old 17-02-2008, 08:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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    Far Cry - the movie

    It actually looks as bad as everone expected it to be.

    YouTube - Far Cry Trailer - Uwe Boll Till Schweiger

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    Old 17-02-2008, 08:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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    Re: Far Cry - the movie

    The two magic words - "Uwe" and "Boll" - are fair warning though, right?

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    Old 17-02-2008, 08:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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    Re: Far Cry - the movie

    Originally Posted by nichomach View Post
    The two magic words - "Uwe" and "Boll" - are fair warning though, right?
    Indeed. I hope to god he does nowhere near Half Life.

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    Old 19-02-2008, 11:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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    Re: Far Cry - the movie

    oh dear god, that's terrible, it looks worse than a tv movie, i've seen episodes of stargate that look better than that!
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    Old 19-02-2008, 12:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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    Re: Far Cry - the movie

    Originally Posted by kasavien View Post
    oh dear god, that's terrible, it looks worse than a tv movie, i've seen episodes of stargate that look better than that!
    Ahhhh...I see you noted the presence of "Hammond of Texas" too... SG1's frigging Bergman, Scorcese, Hitchcock, Spielberg and Powell & Pressburger rolled into one compared to that trailer. COME BACK RDA! ALL IS FORGIVEN! Well....MOST is forgiven. MacGyver I'm not sure about...

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    Old 19-02-2008, 12:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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    lol yeah i couldn't remember his name, i'm going to change my quote too, EVERY episode of stargate that i have seen looks better than that!
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    Old 20-02-2008, 11:07 AM   #7 (permalink)
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    Re: Far Cry - the movie

    o god no is this a joke? please be a joke, PLEASE


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    Old 20-02-2008, 11:24 AM   #8 (permalink)
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    Re: Far Cry - the movie

    I watched it a few days back and was amazed at how god awful it looked. I remain amazed too.

    I think even Relic Hunter was a higher calibre than this appears to be.
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    Re: Far Cry - the movie

    when i saw the title i got excited....what a speedy let down that was :\
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    Old 19-03-2008, 10:19 AM   #10 (permalink)
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    Re: Far Cry - the movie

    How does Eew Boll*cks manage to get the funding to make these films? It's staggering that he is approched by the game publishers/developers to go near their property!!

    I was the the Far Cry 2 dev showing at Play.com Live, and they were asked what they thought of Uwe Boll making Far Cry. They said that the first Far Cry was not their game but said that if it was Uwe would have to die!

    (NB: not strictly the developers words but you could see what they thought of Uwe and his movies)

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    Old 19-03-2008, 10:38 AM   #11 (permalink)
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    Re: Far Cry - the movie

    He gets funding because germany has tax breaks for ppl.

    He also sells a lot of DVD`s for some reason.

    The Postal movie looks like it might be so bad its good. He has said he thinks he might get arrested for making it
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    Old 19-03-2008, 11:57 AM   #12 (permalink)
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    Re: Far Cry - the movie

    sells alot of dvd's? to who? who the beep buys his crappy movies?


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    Old 19-03-2008, 12:44 PM   #13 (permalink)
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    Re: Far Cry - the movie

    The germans prolly buy a lot of them
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    Old 24-03-2008, 04:20 PM   #14 (permalink)
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    Re: Far Cry - the movie

    Looks a bit cheap.
    Might watch it on DVD. Definitely not on the Big Screen.
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    Re: Far Cry - the movie

    worse..cheap...boring
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    Old 10-04-2008, 04:54 PM   #16 (permalink)
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    Re: Far Cry - the movie

    sign this everyone! Stop Dr. Uwe Boll Petition


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