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18-04-2008, 02:34 PM
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No more Mr Nice Guy.
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Keeping the little woman happy...
So the other half is going shopping.
She gives me a list and says "Stick down on there anything you think you can't last the month without.." She comes back, looks at the list and walks off in a huff. Apparently putting 'Blowjob' on the list wasn't what she was looking for... |
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18-04-2008, 02:38 PM
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Re: Keeping the little woman happy...
You brave brave man.
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18-04-2008, 02:39 PM
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Re: Keeping the little woman happy...
Giving or receiving?
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18-04-2008, 02:42 PM
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Re: Keeping the little woman happy...
You should have put other, even more abhorrent options (assuming there are some) like heroin, animal porn or The Best Of James Blunt above it on the list and crossed them out. Then she would have seen how much worse things could have been and gladly fellated you - assuming that's what you were hoping for.
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18-04-2008, 02:44 PM
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Re: Keeping the little woman happy...
She crossed it out and put 'Pasta'... so now I'm confused if that's a code-word to use in front of the kids or if we actually need pasta... I guess I should clear that up or it could be very embarrassing if we have anyone around to dinner...
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18-04-2008, 03:24 PM
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ah, a Bcc free zone... lol
so much more than a bit-trusted... 
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Re: Keeping the little woman happy...
er, this is not the Monkeh Bar in Old Taipe!
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18-04-2008, 03:31 PM
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Re: Keeping the little woman happy...
Sounds like you need to put "Trousers" on the list, coz you blatantly don't wear them!
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18-04-2008, 03:32 PM
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Re: Keeping the little woman happy...
Originally Posted by Nick
Well you know what to do. 
Prod her awake at 3 am and ask her if she'd like to indulge in a little bit of 'pasta' then. |
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18-04-2008, 03:57 PM
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No more Mr Nice Guy.
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Re: Keeping the little woman happy...
Originally Posted by tiggerai
That's just called 'being prepared...'
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18-04-2008, 04:42 PM
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It's good to be bad
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Re: Keeping the little woman happy...
Originally Posted by Azza
Me? No
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 My only concern is should I hide my true identity? A costume maybe?
Originally Posted by 0iD
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