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    Old 27-05-2008, 08:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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    Midget for hire in ibiza

    Hi

    I am off to Ibiza on 12/06/08 and need to hire a midget to handcuff to the stag, any suggestions?

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    Old 27-05-2008, 08:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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    Re: Midget for hire in ibiza

    Lol. I suggest you ask that question on a different forum. Its not really what these forums here are about

    Welcome to hexus anyway...

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    Old 27-05-2008, 09:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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    whatever you do , post up some pics on your return
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    Old 27-05-2008, 09:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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    Re: Midget for hire in ibiza

    Hi, check out the 'midgets for hire' section of the forums.

    If you can't find anything there, then you might try the S+M section, (very popular place for some reason, beats me...) the freaks in there might have some ideas where you can get some handcuffs with midgets included.

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    Somebody saw that email that went around about a year ago...

    Cracking idea, hope it works well for you guys.

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    Re: Midget for hire in ibiza

    Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    Hi, check out the 'midgets for hire' section of the forums.

    If you can't find anything there, then you might try the S+M section, (very popular place for some reason, beats me...) the freaks in there might have some ideas where you can get some handcuffs with midgets included.

    Hope this helps?
    Nick, you are for hire aren't you. I would recommend Nick's special taser package...

    *ducks and hides*

    and no the taser jokes will never get old...

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    i thought nick only hired himself out as a smurf ?
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    Re: Midget for hire in ibiza

    Originally Posted by DaveBurchell View Post
    Hi

    I am off to Ibiza on 12/06/08 and need to hire a midget to handcuff to the stag, any suggestions?

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    erm... welcome to heXus???

    good luck finding a midget on short notice <that wasn't intentional


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