I booted the car outta town earlier (about 5:30pm) after dropping a DVD off at blockbuster, and got onto the main road with this car constantly behind me no matter what speed I did... So I got to the junction and blasted away from it.... down to sum traffic lights and the hurtled up a hill with this car still chasing me, I thought it was a Boy Racer wanting a race... anywayz I've now left this car abit behind on a 40mph limit road (im doing 80Mph)... I get to my subburb and slow down to 30mph with the traffic and this car closes in on me and....
BLUE LIGHTS
... wooops....
... I pull over at a safe bit of road... I press the window down and he says "So how fast u reckon u were going"... I reply with "dunno.. 50.. 60..70...??"
He asks if I have my documents... I didnt... he then escorted me to his car... Skoda Fabia vRS...
I get it... and blag blag blag.... saying im in a rush... its Xmas etc etc... every excuse I know... he says... "I have you on video.. you were flying along... good video I must say" ... Im like.. "uhm thanx???" ... he says... "U have a fast car... why try and prove its fast... is it a 8 or 16v? I say 16v... hes like... well even an 8v wouldve left this thing like u did back there...I have 2 options... one I can give u a fixed penalty and 3 points... OR I can give U a f*cking serious b0ll0cking and let u away with a warning"
... my response... "I'd take the latter if I could choose" ... he says... very well... just keep it down yea?.... he done a check on my car... called in the police radio woman gave em my reg... came back as "VW Golf GTI 16v ... colour Black" then he said if its dodgy etc etc.. and summet about insurance... all came back clear.. like I knew it would.. and he said "Merry Christmas, keep your speed down"
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I then fell outta the car.... changed my keks and got back into the car.... and drove home at a steady 20Mph LOL....
phew...