Lo blokages.... and ladies when you pop by.
Anyone know what a shock absorber really does? and why its so damn important?
Cos we all have them on our chariots of fire....and the amount of older cars with knckered ones scares me to death....I drove a Part Exchange yesterday with seriously buggered shocks at the front....I memtioned it to the owner and he had no idea what I was on about....
so here goes....
Springs....they do the BOUNCY work....they hold the car above the road, and yet allow the suspension to jog up and down over the imperfections in the street. If the car was on blocks of wood, in THEORY it would drive OK , and maybe even corner ok...ON SMOOTH roads.....but as no roads, and not even tracks are smooth, we have to allow the weight of the wheel, and tyre and brake components to go up and down WITHIN the confine of the wheel arch...and its the SPRINGS job to determine how FIRM the bounce up is gonna be...nice and soft and the ride comfot is ACE, cos the wheel gooes up and down while the body shell goes straigh along.
BUT.......it leans badly with soft springs.....so you get harder, and sometimes shorter (ie lower) springs to control the body roll (excluding anti roll bars)..and you get harder ride.
BUT.......look at ZEBEDEE.....look at the springy little geek.....
look at ANY SPRING......its just so.....damn.......errr....SPRINGY.
So if you had JUST SPRINGS...I kid you not....you would drive over the pot hole, the suspension would drop into it, and then back up into the arch, and then the body shell would slowy follow.,...and follow...and follow...
and you would BOUNCE ALL THE WAY to the next hole where it would get worse....
and when you CORNERED>....the suspension would compress on one side and as you came out of the corner it would push you back upright...and then the weight of the car would push it the OTHER way....and it would BOUNCE left to right....
it would virtually ROLL.......twisty left to right and back
HORRID.....
so you need SHOCK ABSORBERS>......and its hard to define and not all have fluid in, but I shall attempt.
Imagine a tube, just like a BICYCLE PUMP...in fact IMAGINE a bicycle pump
Now....take it apart and where the plnger fits perfectly into the tube to push air.....well take the circular plate that fits so snugly and DRILL HOLES IN IT..equal and quite small.....so the pump will no longer pump air...it will LEAK OUT as you push.
OK? cool
Now.......push the plunger in and to the bottom.....now FILL THE TUBE with OIL......go on...fill it........
Now...seal the end with an O ring that hold ALL THE OIL IN, but allows the pump to be pushed in an out...
we have a bike pump with holes drilled in the plungers plate, filled with oil, and the pump can still be pushed in and out.....
now TRY to push it in and out...go on....
its DAMN HARD>...cos the oil is having to go through the little holes....it WILL move.....but its so damn hard.......and its hard in both directions....
now use that as a shock absorber.....so under intense pressure it DOES move, but is SLOWS the springs movement and by the time the spring wants to come back the other way, it controls THAT too....
so you dont get WOBBLE...or BOUNCE.
So..out you go to your car...and PUSH DOWN HARD on each corner ...just ONCE...push it down in one big PUSH.....
hopw many times does it BOUNCE? Cos it ideally SHOULD just go down, with your effort, and raise back up and stop. Some softer ones go a bit above the original and then resettle to "home" in one fluid soft looking comfort mode...
and dont be fooled by HARD SPRINGS.....just cos you cant push it yourself doesnt mean the shocks are fine.....cos with HARD SPRINGS you need HARDER SHOCKS...top control the forces
Does that all make sense?
Now try making the holes in that pump BIGGER>..allow more oil to whoosh through....or try thicker oil.....or try multiple disks/plates on the ned of the plungers.....try using oil that softens a bit when its warm (Vectra GSi TiG) cos some cars are HORIBLE for 3 miles....TO HARD....then they mellow....become more "compliant"
Hope it helps people