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    Women drivers :p

    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

    A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-and-ten.

    We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

    She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

    He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

    If your not sure what a 710 is, click here.

    http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg

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    rofl.. nice one Russ

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    LMAO nice

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    Problem is...

    ...I can imagine Charlotte doing that and being serious !!

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    Erm... I don't have one of them... what's it do?
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    there like go faster stripes, inside..

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