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Nick Cage: 'Are you ok?'
S.C 'Course I am ok you f3ckin idiot'
From The Rock
Said to Sean Connery whilst he is hanging upside down
Nick Cage: 'Are you ok?'
S.C 'Course I am ok you f3ckin idiot'
From The Rock
"dead or alive, you're coming with me" robocop
Kevin Lomax: What are you?
John Milton: Oh, I have so many names...
Kevin Lomax: Satan.
John Milton: Call me Dad.
Life of Brian again:
"you are all individuals"
"I'm not!"
The Cow by Ogden Nash
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.
Evil dead is just the daddy for the cheesy lines, esp number 3. How i love old brucey cambell
but in my own way, i am king.
*leans over girl*
Hail to the King baby.......
or
"gimme some sugar baby....."
if only they worked in real life...
"CLATU! FERATA! bgrujbgjrlbglr"
"
Blues Brothers:
"Car's got a lotta pickup. Fix the ciggarette lighter."
Mozarts good.....but for this kinda work......he's a little light.....
This is from.......Matilda....
Do you think when Jesus comes back..... he ever wants to see another cross.......? *{God bless you Bill}
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#Dual 50W Xeons @2.5Ghz, 16GB, 34TB DrivePool, UPS#
#Plex on all the screens#
#Squeezeplay on all the Jogglers#
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"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"Er...I got better"
From the holy grail
Recycling consultant
Nooooo! (see the worst one liner threadOriginally Posted by Skeps
"Put the bunny back in the box" Con Air
)
Since "He's not the messiah" has already gone, I'll have to go for
"I want the finest wines known to humanity and I want them here and I want them now!"
Now go away before I taunt you a second time.
"Thwow him to the floor!! Centuwion.. and then stwike him - most woughly!!"
"Bring forth the holy hand grenade of Antioch"
Recycling consultant
"Chilled monkeybrains"
yep you guessed it.
"you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
lol thats a good one
Fat drunk and Stupid is no way to go throuh life son!
Animal House
It is working for me so far
" Our Pets heads are falling off"
dumb & dumber - classic
If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. If you lie to me, I'll kill ya. If I think you're lying to me, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard just to stay alive. Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me.
classic
"I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast"
"You eat **** for breakfast?"
Happy Gilmore
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