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    Best One Liners in Films

    I'm sure this is a familiar topic, but I think it should run alongside 'Worst....'

    Sadly I can't pick the best, but the best film for one one-liner after another has to be 'Chasing Amy', the masterpiece of the one-liner king, Kevin Smith. Plus, most of them are too obscene.

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    'Groovy'

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    'Cut his f**king head off'

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    *chews gum* "these go to eleven"

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    Travolta again for Face off, rather a few lines...

    "Ohhhhhhhhweeee, you good-lookin."
    "Wheee. What a predicament."
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    Loads from that film...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raz316
    *chews gum* "these go to eleven"
    Used to go to a cinema where they had scripts on the walls at the urinal, always use to go to the one that said that, classic.

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    Not really one liners, but quality none the less, and in that voice its just cool!

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