Gold Member....

[Zak33]

....now THAT is one funny film. Oh my god I was in serious pain last night.....I didnt know Tom Cruise was in the start....I was wetting myself.

In fact, as it turns out, pretty much the entire film had me killing myself...

Just so worth owning...Cheers Knoxx

[unrealrocks]

You must have some quite strange film tastes - you hate Pirates but love Goldmember Goldmember is a terrible film (although is funny in the odd place).

[Russ]

I just got back from spain. and Cat's (gf) grandad had sunburn and started to peel, cue 10k "Thatsh a keeper", and "hmm shalty" jokes.

better zak my dear?


*edit by Zakky*

yeah...much better......not can you get some of that skin collected in a little box and stop Cat's grandad from eating it.....?

Schallty

[Zak33]

Russy....I love you dearly..you KNOW that...but WHAT are you on about my darling ?

[Theo]

I liiiiiiiiiiiiiike Gooooollllld

[Skii]

Goldmember had us in tears - literally

Moley moley moley

MOLE BLOODY MOLE

[Skii]

Oh god quality I just found this

Lyrics
------

It's a hard knock life for us
It's a hard knock (yea) life for us
Steada treated we get tricked
Steada Free says we get kicked
Its a hard knock life

I dont know how to be no crib on MTV.
God only knows. Got my Mini-me in the GP see how it goes.

Evil's all that I see... you ask me my name? D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo, I'm a crazy (its a hard knock
life) mother (beep) y'all knew that.

Austin caught me in the first act that's all backwords, whats with that?
So I'll make a prophesy from the dogs to the mini me.
Gimme an escalade, 2 way bling-bling on Ebay. Domino, mother (beep)

Its a hard knock life (yea) for us
Its a hard knock life
(stick that in your pipe and smoke it)for us.
Steada treated (uh huh) we get tricked
(this is for all my homies in Bruges)
Steada kisses we get kicked

It's a hard knock life (uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh) for us
Its a hard knock life for us
Steada treated
(ah, crystal, my moto, a couple of behotches, why not?)
we get tricked
Steada Free says we get kicked
Its a hard knock life

I gotta busta move, droppin busta groove feeling fine.
Got an evil crew, Goldmember too. Lick my nine.
Till then, I'll (beep) on my (beep) grand up the (beep) ill call and I'll splooge in your (beep) thats all!
Fizzle my nizzle y'all.
(its a hard knock life)

This is a shout out to HOVA,
God MC...
You all know him, Thats Jay-Z!!
I met him!!
Well I saw him a restaurant once...
It's a hard knock life!

Stick that in your (beep)ing blunt and smoke it!
Yeah, I said Blunt!

[Zak33]

Skii....wanna marry me?

[Skii]

Young is Russy , learn much he willl

[Howard]

Yeah this film had me creasing up too

[Zak33]

hmmmmmmmmoley moley moley......

Yes I DO relaise I have a large mole on my face, and I DO realise the irony of the fact that I am a mole as well


hmmmmmmmmmmoley moley moley.

Oh my sides ache

[Theo]

Speaking of Fred Savage.. I rediscovered two of the most important things of my childhood, yesterday! The Wonder Years and a film called Little Monsters. Both absolute genius, the guy is LEGEND. LEG-END. LEEEEEEDGE.

[Tumble]

heheheh Goldmember... absolute genius... "Are you sure you don't have a little clone inside you?"


And the Kevin Spacey / Danny DeVito combo kicked Tom Cruise and Gwyneth Paltrow into a trice cocked hat tbh....

[killgORE]

"There are two things I hate most in the world. Those with racial intolerance of others. And the bloody Dutch...."

I liked that.

And "toight like a tiger"

[EvilMunky]

definately should have stopped after one austin powers movie. They got worse - the last one wqas not a patch on the first.

[Lowe]

Kendo stick on MiniMe's head, plus being kicked into the fridge...

Smoke and a pancake? Yesh?