Best One Liners in Films

[TeePee]

I'm sure this is a familiar topic, but I think it should run alongside 'Worst....'

Sadly I can't pick the best, but the best film for one one-liner after another has to be 'Chasing Amy', the masterpiece of the one-liner king, Kevin Smith. Plus, most of them are too obscene.

[Devilbod]

'Groovy'

Sure you can guess that film

'Cut his f**king head off'

Waterboy.

[Raz316]

*chews gum* "these go to eleven"

[Agent]

"English mother*****.... Do you speak it ?"

Gets me evertime

[Skii]

" I say god-damn what a rush !! "

Travolta in Broken Arrow after nuclear detonation and EMP takes out nearby hovering chopper

cracking stuff

[Devilbod]

Travolta again for Face off, rather a few lines...

"Ohhhhhhhhweeee, you good-lookin."
"Wheee. What a predicament."
"We are a covert anti-terrorist team that is so secret, when we snap our fingers NOTHING HAPPENS."
"OK, then... plan B, why don't we just kill each other?"
"I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave."
Loads from that film...

[daniel_owen_uk]

*chews gum* "these go to eleven"

Used to go to a cinema where they had scripts on the walls at the urinal, always use to go to the one that said that, classic.

[daniel_owen_uk]

oh oh

"**** I just shot marvyn in the face"

[Ceryndrion]

This gun.. shoots backwards... I just shot myself

[Zak33]

Steer into the Skid Barbie - (Toy Story2, Car Chase in the toy shop...killed me dead )

Life moves Pretty fast..if you dont stop and look around once in a while you might miss it - Ferris Bullers Day off

The Chicks...day cannot hold derr schmoke.....dats wot it eeeez- Breakfast Club


And my current sig....from Green Mile

[Alex]

"...and my AXE!" - Gimli
"Nobody tosses a dwarf" - Gimli
"Aragorn, you'll have to toss me" - Gimli
"That still only counts as one" (After legolas has just killed the enormous oliphont and all on it) - Gimli

Not really one liners, but quality none the less, and in that voice its just cool!

[unrealrocks]

You've all missed one ...

"Your only ment to blow the Bloody doors off"

[Areku]

"Hell hath no fury like a womans scorn for Sega" - Mallrats
"Here's your list of friends in the order they died" - Battle Royale
"People say crazy **** during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom"" - Clerks

[Auran]

Prince Barin to Dr Zarkoff in Mings dungeon -

"Tell me more about this man houdini"

[Knoxville]

"Barry here seems to have done himself a mischief" - Chopper

[megah0]

I ain't got time to bleed - jesse ventura in predator