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    Zero Punctuation

    After a record breakingly crap day at work, I come home and talk to my girlfriend.

    She links me to Weebl & Bob, Pastry, in an effort to cheer me up.

    "Great" you might think.

    Wrong, she links me to some pixelated crappy version on YouTube, and I explain to her the importance of linking me the original. The benefits for this are many fold:

    • It doesn't look like ass
    • weebl & skoo make some more from ad revenue, not YouTube (Google)
    • I get to see the awesome new site design
    • It introduced me to Zero Punctuation, through a link that weebl posted on the awesome new site design


    Zero Punctuation is the best thing since sliced bread. Why haven't any of you shown me this sooner?

    The Escapist : Zero Punctuation

    This man is a British Maddox, that bitches about games more than Maddox does.

    Discuss.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation

    he IS a charismatic stallion...

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    Re: Zero Punctuation

    Lmao

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    Re: Zero Punctuation

    its hard just trying to keep up with him but hilarious nonetheless

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    Re: Zero Punctuation

    Its been posted many times Tobeman
    Quote Originally Posted by Saracen View Post
    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation

    It deserved a bump I'm sure

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    Re: Zero Punctuation

    Yeah I've seen this before. Its great. I find him really funny too. Its from this site that I first found it. He also has awesome music taste at the start of each clip. And also, he also seems to always think the exact same thing as me about games. Such and such sucks, check. Portal is blumming amazing, check. Etc.

    (edit: Cry mich ein river) <-- lol

    (edit - bioshock review is amazing)
    Last edited by acrobat; 03-11-2007 at 05:43 PM.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation

    lol, now this is funny

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    Re: Zero Punctuation

    The only problem is that new ones don't come out frequently enough.
    The guy is a genius. the Escapist should commission a new one every day

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    Re: Zero Punctuation

    Quote Originally Posted by Betty_Swallocks View Post
    The only problem is that new ones don't come out frequently enough.
    The guy is a genius. the Escapist should commission a new one every day
    I would love to see more of them too. There are enough games. One a week just isn't enough.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation

    Quote Originally Posted by Betty_Swallocks View Post
    The only problem is that new ones don't come out frequently enough.
    The guy is a genius. the Escapist should commission a new one every day
    Every Wednesday.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation

    Agreed, zero puctuation does a great review.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation

    I wish he did one a week for each console and PC. Not just one a week total.

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    Re: Zero Punctuation

    Been watching him from the start. He is pure genius.
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Re: Zero Punctuation

    I ve been watching it from the start and he`s great

    Hope he carries on for a long time and doesnt sell out

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