For the 1% of peeps who care about their scores, this is for you! I got my mag 5days early (yay); they gave in the crimbo edition the following scores:
Unreal Tournament - "Unstoppable": 89%
Kane & Lynch - Dead Men - "Pretender": 60%
"Fun but severely flawed shooter"
.It's
- Unattractive
- Intense
- Infuriating at times
.It's Not
- Io's best game
- For kids
- Worth it for the co-op
Gears of War - "Butch": 88%
SimCity - Societies - "Breakdown": 50%
"Sweet ideas, very poorly balanced"
.It's
- Pretty enough
- Overly simple
- Brief
.It's Not
- Rewarding
- Challenging
- SimCity, dammit
Flight Sim X - Acceleration - "Augusto": 77%
Crysis - "Chryst": 92%
"A spectacular and beautiful sci-fi epic"
.It's
- Awe-inspiring
- Sometimes freeform
- Got physics in
.It's Not
- Always freeform
- Emotional
- Optimised
Timeshift - "Rewind": 78%
Championship Manager 2008 - "Avram": 72%
Tabula Rasa - "Fantabula": 83%
"Built on the past; eyes on the future"
.It's
- Refreshing
- Arcade-styled
- Sci-fi
.It's Not
- Revolutionary
- Actually Arcade
- Orcy
The Witcher - "Disbewitched": 67%
"An RPG in poor action-game disguise"
.It's
- Big and busy
- Uncomfortably misogynistic
- Lacking humour
.It's Not
- Broken
- Good at hitting stuff
- As fun as Two Worlds
F.E.A.R. - Perseus Mandate - "Unsettling": 77%
Pro Evolution Soccer - "Champion": 86%
™/© etc PCG UK!
If anyone wants any more of the "It's"/"It's Not"s gimme a shout; though i'm not sure how much i'm allowed to quote here? Mods?![]()


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Interesting that they find it mysogonistic though - my GF absolutely loves The Witcher, and so do all the women I know that have seen it. Maybe an example of a bloke thinking a girl would find it offensive, without actually letting the girl decide 