http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2009/01..._graham_joyce/
Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!!! Stop right there.
Doom has PLOTS??!??! since when?
Edit: Dream job though... "Ok... There's Aliens... no, Demons. Yeah, demons. And you're on your own. And you have to kill 'em. Not robots. That would be Quake. Yeah, anyway, so, like, they're from the 7th dimension, Mankind has made it to Mars (quiet voice: "we've done Mars, sir") Saturn, mankind has made it to Saturn, and... and... and... they want to eat babies. So you have to kill 'em. And fortunately, these things sh1t high powered weapons and first aid kits, so despite being alone, you can keep your supplies topped up! Awesome, now give me my f**king money, and pass the drugs"


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