KOTOR (spoiler)

[MAS]

Okay, I've been playing KOTOR the last few weeks (I'm a slow started I know). Anyway I'm getting near the end, but I just wanted to say.....

I CANT BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY DARTH REVAN

That's something I never saw coming....

Although mostly I'm miffed that I spent all this time being good, listening to Bastila go on, when all the time I was THE DADDY, and should have just made everyone bow down and kiss me teeth.

I'm not used to games having decent stories. So when's the second one coming out?

[TeePee]

But now that you know, you can finish the game, then restart being as evil as possible!

You will know the power of the dark side!

[MAS]

I'm normally evil in RPGs, but I decided to try behaving this time. Mostly because being evil is getting sort of boring, your options are just 1) Kill everyone, 2) Kill everyone, 3) Kill everyone.

Plus the light side seem to get most of the decent items. At the moment I'm neutral, so I cant use either side's items.

[MAS]

I should also add that I'm not surprised that Malak usurped me. Clearly anyone with a normal voice isn't fit to rule the Dark Side.

[Bindibadgi]

I couldnt get bastala to love me. I played the same last save over and over but the bitch hated me.. in the end i killed her and had done.

[R.B.]

Tut tut, I couldn't get her off me! She was like a love crazed rabbit in the Spring time.

[MAS]

So what happens if you play the game as a girl? Is Darth Revan female? And does the wookie try it on?

[R.B.]

That's what I'm trying at the moment. Unfortunately, it seems Bastila isn't up for any girl-on-girl, at the moment.

[TeePee]

Ever since I saved his family, that wookie has been humping my leg like a demented terrier...

[Bindibadgi]

No, the makers dont do lesbo action - you cant get the 2 women to love each other in the end, its impossible so you have to kill her in a feminine rage of nails and hair spray.

[MAS]

The fate of the galaxy decided by handbags

[Stringent]

LOL! I started playing this, but never really have a good couple of hours to play it in one go, would rather be crawling around on my stomach sniping people in Far Cry.

Need to start it off again though.

[spazman]

When i found that out i was like 'Jesus how didnt i see that coming'. Then i started wishing i had been an evil bastid

[R.B.]

I figured it out in the torture chamber

It was still damn cool, but I'd rather have had it told to me. Damn my overactive brain!

[MAS]

When i found that out i was like 'Jesus how didnt i see that coming'. Then i started wishing i had been an evil bastid

Glad to see I'm not the only one who didn't see it coming....

Quite tempted to turn evil now; evil dudes get all the cool lines.