I couldn't think of a witty yet short comparison that would convey the pain and suffering I felt playing this game so I went with an obscure South Park reference which included getting slammed in the bread basket, but then realised it was the most appropriate - starts with a promise of greatness, then you realise "hmm I had a great start (kick a kid in the nerts/be a badassassin [bad-ass assassin combined, I shouldn't need to explain that]), oh wait there is some doubt here on whhhhhhhy (is he...is he going to kick MY nuts?!?/do I have to put up with the most petulant protagonist ever created?!), the ending to this kid's game couldn't literally be any worse (my nuts my nuts I can't see my nuts/the ending to this video game couldn't be any worse).
WOW that was long-winded, I apologise if it didn't make sense I'm quite drunk...and super furious. Who let this game get 8/9 out of 10s?! It is a mother-flippin' hodge-podge of grade-A donkey...poop.
The worst controls of any Creed since 1 (one mission I had to redo at least 10 times because I didn't aim in exactly the right direction...god damnit use smart-AI paths).
The most ridiculous learning curve ever - 15 hours of slogging before you stopped laying tutorial missions on...but then you only had 3 story missions to do EVERYTHING the game has to"offer"
TOO MUCH TO DO IN SUCH A SMALL TIME (as above, needs bringing up twice)
btw this ultra-late review is caused by paralysis - I damaged my arm/wrist/hand causing nerve damage so only recently could use a pad, so this and any other games released after late '12 I'm just catching up on...although so far after hitman, batman, gta 5,uncharted, transformers war of cybertron etc etc this is the only high profile game I wnted to write a review on..even knowing NOBODY cares, THAT'S HOW GOD DAMN TERRIBLE THIS GAME WAS TO ME...
Anyway about to start Ass creed 4...please let you have fixed your bull poop of a franchise
Oh as a side note...why make your protagonist such a turd?!