We went into the local posh hotel, ordered a Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred.... ahd a few more then got thrown out for trying to use our spy watches to undo zippers on the passing ladies' dresses...
But it was all in the name of research for the HEXUS.gaming James Bond 007: From Russia With Love Review
And make sure you check out the new 'Second Opinion' feature at the end of the review.
Originally Posted by Dareos
Apologies for the massive thread bumpage but you guys had to see this one...
I've just had an e-mail from a reader with this little gem:
A James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
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