add as many lines as you like :)
once upon a time...
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add as many lines as you like :)
once upon a time...
there was a boy called Steve....
who went to Blackpool on his hols. While there he had a donut. As he strolled along the prom he wondered why no-one called them doughnuts anymore...
Then an old (un)wise women (who thought she was a palm reader, and charged £20 per reading on Blackpool Promenade) told him that the Pleasure Beach's BIG BLUE Hotel had bought the right's to the word doughnut.....therefore it could not be used outside this big blue building......
And then she was sent down for cakeyright theft and branded a jailbird and forced to watch prison beak.
She was reprimanded for watching Prison Break and had her TV privileges removed...
It was rumoured her new cell mate was to be Tracey Barlow
They ar doing this on another forum i visit, but just adding one *word at a time.
Get ready for some serious spammage ;)
But then the HEXUS mods appeared and everyone started to get a bit tight lipped.
(it can stay open for the time being, but it could be removed is it just becomes useless spam - make it funny and it adds value )
about Matt D's penchant for frilly ladies wear
and tight lips
and rather impressive hair he must spend hours in front of the mirror every morning upon.
All for the sake of impressing this stunning young....
lady that he trip over a night back in the local pub.
Meanwhile back in the Big Blue Hotel, there was a chess match going on.
It was unclear why the object of Matt's affection had been lying on the floor on the first place. But at the chess match there was outrage when...
Suddenly one of the players pulled down his trousers and explosively evacuated his bowels on to the opposing player while shouting out 'look at me mum I'm a big boy now'
A german looking fella with a 70's porn star mullet walked over and proceeded to...
eat an uncooked potato....
and remove the sweetcorn from underneath his
trouser (?) and slammed it upon the chess board
, it was at this point his fellow players realised the steaks had been well and truely....
burnt, not cooked medium-rare as requested, the stakes had been well and truly...
shafted...