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    once upon a time...

    add as many lines as you like

    once upon a time...

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    there was a boy called Steve....

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    who went to Blackpool on his hols. While there he had a donut. As he strolled along the prom he wondered why no-one called them doughnuts anymore...
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    Then an old (un)wise women (who thought she was a palm reader, and charged £20 per reading on Blackpool Promenade) told him that the Pleasure Beach's BIG BLUE Hotel had bought the right's to the word doughnut.....therefore it could not be used outside this big blue building......

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    And then she was sent down for cakeyright theft and branded a jailbird and forced to watch prison beak.
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    stupid betond belief.
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    She was reprimanded for watching Prison Break and had her TV privileges removed...

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    It was rumoured her new cell mate was to be Tracey Barlow

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    They ar doing this on another forum i visit, but just adding one *word at a time.

    Get ready for some serious spammage
    Last edited by htid; 25-02-2007 at 12:25 PM. Reason: Changed the word "line" to "word"

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    about Matt D's penchant for frilly ladies wear
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    and tight lips
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    All for the sake of impressing this stunning young....

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    Meanwhile back in the Big Blue Hotel, there was a chess match going on.
    Cheers, David



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    It was unclear why the object of Matt's affection had been lying on the floor on the first place. But at the chess match there was outrage when...
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