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  1. 05-03-2007, 07:25 PM #1
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    Evening Classes For Men

    NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

    ALL ARE WELCOME

    OPEN TO MEN ONLY

    Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

    sign up early and get a discount on registration

    The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

    DAY ONE

    HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
    Step by step guide with slide presentation

    TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
    Roundtable discussion

    DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
    Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

    DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
    Debate among a panel of experts.

    LOSS OF VIRILITY
    Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
    Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


    DAY TWO

    EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
    Group discussion and role play

    HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
    PowerPoint presentation

    REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
    Real life testimonial from the one man who did

    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
    Driving simulation

    LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
    Online class and role playing

    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
    Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

    REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
    Bring your calendar or PDA to class

    GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
    Individual counsellors available
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE "PARALLEL PARKS"?
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    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
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  3. 05-03-2007, 07:40 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

    ALL ARE WELCOME

    OPEN TO MEN ONLY

    Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

    sign up early and get a discount on registration

    The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

    DAY ONE

    HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
    Step by step guide with slide presentation

    TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
    Roundtable discussion

    DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
    Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

    DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
    Debate among a panel of experts.

    LOSS OF VIRILITY
    Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
    Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


    DAY TWO

    EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
    Group discussion and role play

    HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
    PowerPoint presentation

    REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
    Real life testimonial from the one man who did

    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
    Driving simulation

    LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
    Online class and role playing

    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
    Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

    REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
    Bring your calendar or PDA to class

    GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
    Individual counsellors available

    Lollerskating with Rololololf Harris!

    Men and Women are like, so different. Think about it, we like football, and they... don't so much! Haha. You've got to laugh at that.

    And how about that toilet seat thing, huh? You know what I'm talking about. Man, that’s some good laughing, right there. Up, down... wow. Men and women, huh?

    They sure are different, and that list sure does a good job of pointing some of the more widely recognised stereotypical situations, in a funny manner. I don't think there's any argument there.

    Haha... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... what about cars?! They like, drive them different. Oh man. Always cracks me up that.

    Funny.

    Funny, funny stuff.

    Whooo. I need a drink now. From a PINT GLASS of course! Haha. You know it, I'm a man, what else would I drink from, a SHOE SHOP? Yeah, I'm no woman.

    Funny stuff though.

    Really funny list.

    Great idea as well, original subject material, and funny, funny, funny.
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    Stewart I recommend...

    DAY THREE

    how to lighten up!

    LOL!
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    He.

    Sorry, reading that thread just felt like watching American Sitcom #1438.

    Is there anyone who still laughs at this stuff?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    He.

    Sorry, reading that thread just felt like watching American Sitcom #1438.

    Is there anyone who still laughs at this stuff?
    Not unless drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabula View Post
    Not unless drunk.

    Ha-ha-ha!
    Men get drunk! Ha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    He.

    Sorry, reading that thread just felt like watching American Sitcom #1438.

    Is there anyone who still laughs at this stuff?
    ME?

    only because its true!
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    Depends on the guy
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    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent View Post
    Depends on the guy
    *I was going to be horrible there, but I won't as you've still got my Faithless ticket.*

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Men get drunk! Ha.
    So do women, apparently... I wouldn't know though... being of the teetotal sort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    *I was going to be horrible there, but I won't as you've still got my Faithless ticket.*
    Careful dear.....careful.
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    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.
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