Joke time...

[Tumble]

Why can't owls mate when it's raining???



















Because it's usually too wet to woo

/buddum.. tishh

[dave87]

nice one

[Colossous]

lol

[htid]

Someone told me one other day.

Girl runs into a police station with ripped clothes shouting "I've been graped!"

Policeman says "Calm down love, what did you say?"

Girl says "I've been graped!"

Policeman "Are you sure you don't mean raped?"

Girl "No, there was a bunch of em!"

Dunno if you've heard it before but I hadn't lol

[Clunk]

This morning, I accidentally tipped a bottle of Domestos all over an officer of the law.

I was arrested for bleach of the police.

[Metier9]

This morning, I accidentally tipped a bottle of Domestos all over an officer of the law.

I was arrested for bleach of the police.

*loads gun* "Its ok boy, ill put you out of your missery"

[No.72]

criminal comedy

[KBeee]

I think this thead title is a misnomer

[finlay666]

the OP's juke was funny
(stolen from another site im on).....
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE

Both look stupid in hats.
Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.
Both tend to have "hip" problems.
Neither understand football.
Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Both constantly want back rubs.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
You can never tell what either of them is thinking.
Both put too much value on kissing.

***** HOW WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS *****
It is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman.
Women look good in sweaters.

[XA04]

.......
***** HOW WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS *****
It is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman.
Women look good in sweaters.

WHAT ABOUT THE DOGSSSSSSSS MAAAN?

[finlay666]

WHAT ABOUT THE DOGSSSSSSSS MAAAN?

ugly women or canines?

[Tumble]

***** HOW WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS *****
It is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman.
Women look good in sweaters.

My pair of hounds look ace in their jumpers thankee very much

[Mike Fishcake]

I went to an acupuncturist's the other day.

When I got back home I discovered that my voodoo doll had died.

[badass]

I went to an acupuncturist's the other day.

When I got back home I discovered that my voodoo doll had died.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

[Tom Scott]

Mike please update the exam papers on teamfishcake, they are highly entertaining.

[simonfitba]

What's about a foot long, hard, pink and makes a woman scream in the morning?













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*gets coat and prays he isn't banned*