Kill myself
Kill as many sales staff as I can find
Cry myself to sleep at night
Go and buy stuff - what a deal!
OK, whenever a string of 5 adverts, all shouting "double discount" at me come on the telly, various sentences come out of my mouth, many of which contain words beginning with 'f'.
Anyway, who's sick of all the advertising "tricks" these days?
To make this more fun - I've made a poll.
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Yeah mate, I know what u mean its all a load of b*ll*x if you ask me
hehe, damn right m8, thats exactly what its like.
not to mention the worst offenders.. womens hair products and make up advers... "here comes the science bit, concentrate" yeah because trying to figure out how this dodgy computer animated graphic could possibly be of scientiffic value is beyond me!!!!
and tell me another thing, how can hair be 70% more radiant? surely to make such a statement you would have to be able to meausre radiance?
sigh... I particulary notice these because I notice my girlfriend watching intently taking it all in, and then I have to give hera slap and explain why it its bollox.
/end rant
HEXUS FOLDING TEAM It's EASY
Those REALLY get my goat! Now they're calling stuff "serums" because that sounds more scientific! Oh, and what's that thing that contains "boswelox?" Notice what that sounds a lot like when you say it?Originally posted by G4Z
hehe, damn right m8, thats exactly what its like.
not to mention the worst offenders.. womens hair products and make up advers... "here comes the science bit, concentrate"
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And why exactly would dead cells benefit from a vitamin treatment?
sales staff need to die!! arrgghh...
/switches back from nutter/Knox mode
those adverts are damn annoyin, but not half as annoying as the loans ones
'clear your debts now, just end up payin twice as much as you should do' .prats.
if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
2 things i hate the most - xenophobia and the french
"chuffing"
hehe, I saw one of them, in the small print it gave an example (probably the best you could get from them), that said a 20grand debt would only be 90 quid a month, but would cost 47grand altogether.... that takes the piss, its comparable to the third world debts to the IMF and World Bank that just continually grew, and F***ed over the little people in those countries. Just in this case theyre F***ing over the little people directly.
Never, NEVER get into debt if you can avoid it is the only thing those adverts teach me, apart from wanting to rip te heads off the smarmy faced actors who sold their souls to those sons of satan to promote their product.
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