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  1. 17-05-2007, 03:33 PM #1
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    Only in America.....

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05...ubba_tools_up/



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  2. 17-05-2007, 03:40 PM #2
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    That is slightly disturbingly hilarious.
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  3. 17-05-2007, 03:42 PM #3
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    the most worrying thing about this is it took the father three attempts to get his sons paperwork filled out correctly. First he forgot his son was a US citizen then forgot he was the boys father

    It's not a complicated form. you can download it from here if you like:
    http://www.isp.state.il.us/docs/6-181.pdf

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  4. 17-05-2007, 04:02 PM #4
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    Even more concerning when you consider that this is the standard of firearms awareness training they give in the US.....

    http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/645


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  5. 17-05-2007, 05:11 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    the most worrying thing about this is it took the father three attempts to get his sons paperwork filled out correctly. First he forgot his son was a US citizen then forgot he was the boys father
    Yeah and the kid is called Bubba! OIA indeed.
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  6. 17-05-2007, 05:53 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by iranu View Post
    Yeah and the kid is called Bubba! OIA indeed.
    thats terrible, the kid needs a good proper american name, like Rod, Tex, Junior, or Gaylord
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  7. 17-05-2007, 06:56 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    thats terrible, the kid needs a good proper american name, like Rod, Tex, Junior, or Gaylord
    Did someone mention Gaylord?



    Taken by me in Florida...again, only in America.
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  8. 17-05-2007, 07:10 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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  9. 17-05-2007, 10:32 PM #9
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    At least the kid is ready for school now...
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  10. 18-05-2007, 10:42 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANFro Elite View Post
    At least the kid is ready for school now...
    That is not funny.


    Well, it is, but it shouldn't be.

    Be ashamed, seek psychiatric help for your obvious anti-social attitude

    Obviously, i'm kidding, don't take me all seriously...
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  11. 18-05-2007, 10:47 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hexus_Tech View Post
    That is slightly disturbingly hilarious.
    Exactly my thoughts...
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  12. 18-05-2007, 10:48 AM #12
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    Don't go down the place names route, we've got terrible ones in the UK.
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    There is a stored custom Google map with a list of rude place names around the world.

    I'll not post it as it *really* isn't suitable, but PM me if you want the link
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    Since when has google ever been suitable?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kalniel View Post
    Don't go down the place names route, we've got terrible ones in the UK.
    that might be quite a good thread.

    I know of a Dirty Bottom, Pishill and a places called Stoner and Tokers Green!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kalniel View Post
    Don't go down the place names route, we've got terrible ones in the UK.
    yes, like the aforementioned Muff. and of course Crinkley Bottom!
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