www.johnsmeaton.com/
Apologies if it's a repost - this is a gem :)
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www.johnsmeaton.com/
Apologies if it's a repost - this is a gem :)
once beaten, forever smeaton
quality
"This is ma duty, I thought, this is ma civil duty"
Smeaton should be in the National Curriculum
double post
I found this on the above website
No Rabbie Burns but nae bad
As a wis walkin doon the road,
Ah saw a car… a bomb b’God!
Twa numpties had set themselves ablaze,
While most folks looked oan, aw amazed,
A polisman rushed ower tae the scene,
War wan burnin radge wis gettin mean,
“Allah! Allah!” he wis wailin an greetin,
While trying tae gie the brave polis a beatin,
Big John, watchin, stamped oot his fag,
An’ hoofed the c**t — right in the bawbag,
For Scotland willnae bow tae terror,
Osama’s just made a big f****n’ error,
They thought they could come ower here tae kill,
But it’s Glesga one, al-Qaeda nil.
:)
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q..._2007/scot.gif
Think it's getting battered now since it was on the national news earlier. Saw it yesterday afty though, some of the vids are legend. I like how the first thing he said on the CNN clip was "Ah wa' havin' a fag." That said, most of the American's wouldn't have understood him anyway.
http://www.dserv.org/images/smeato.gif
http://www.motiono.com/watch/CCRTSoNr
:D
hehe, 'In Glasgow we'll set aboot ye'
hahahahHAHAHA!:lol::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by redlight
P.S. www.bloodbus.com is your first port of call for funny stories about Glasgow:).
Blatently stolen from another website. Thanks to Archimedes at ARRSE.
Och Firey, Flaming Jeep Cherokee
What in he'en went wrong with thee?
Petrol poured I over me,
Three score and twelve virgins so to see
But a passer by who saw my stunt
Saith 'Te'ek tha' ya wee Jihadist C**t!'
And with his forearm, quite distinguished
Ma bid for martyrdom, extinguished.