Not been thanked...

[MSIC]

Have noticed the new 'thanks' system here and i really like it. Have used it a few times when have asked for help, and think it'll make us a nicer place all in all.
But nobody has thanked me yet

Now, i don't want charidy mate, i want to earn it. So i'm prepared to do errands.
Want coffee making - i'm your man (but it might be cold by the time i deliver it).
Want me to rate your girlfriend / wife / mother? Post a jpg.
Want a funny joke about subject x? I'll invent one.

No task too humiliating, no job to hard (unless i can't be bothered).

[Steve B]

Thanks for enlightening me

[staffsMike]

I think it has the potential for making this a nice place to post..but also makes people needy of the thanks lol

[Dareos]

wow, someone Clunk hasnt thanked yet

[craigtrap]

Have noticed the new 'thanks' system here and i really like it. Have used it a few times when have asked for help, and think it'll make us a nicer place all in all.
But nobody has thanked me yet

Now, i don't want charidy mate, i want to earn it. So i'm prepared to do errands.
Want coffee making - i'm your man (but it might be cold by the time i deliver it).
Want me to rate your girlfriend / wife / mother? Post a jpg.
Want a funny joke about subject x? I'll invent one.

No task too humiliating, no job to hard (unless i can't be bothered).

Hello!!

Would you be able to fix my shower for a "thanks"

[MSIC]

Absolutely, Bring it over to mine, and i'll sort it.

By the way, anyone else seen the South Park episode 'Night of the Living Homeless'?
Spare any thanks sir?

[IBM]

Want a funny joke about subject x? I'll invent one.

Okay, hows about the alarming rise of AIDS amongst individuals suffering from dwarfism.....

Your thanks awaits you.

[staffsMike]

EDIT.. way too tired post made no sense lol

[MSIC]

Okay, hows about the alarming rise of AIDS amongst individuals suffering from dwarfism.....

Your thanks awaits you.

How about a limeric instead?

There once was a famous old dwarf,
Who was only as tall as 'Morph'
But disfigured by AIDS
He had to wear shades,
And his forehead made him look like Worf.

[No.72]

Absolutely, Bring it over to mine, and i'll sort it.

By the way, anyone else seen the South Park episode 'Night of the Living Homeless'?
Spare any thanks sir?

I have hehe. You know what happends when they start!

[Stewart]

How about a limeric instead?

There once was a famous old dwarf,
Who was only as tall as 'Morph'
But disfigured by AIDS
He had to wear shades,
And his forehead made him look like Worf.

Write me a limeric featuring a Slow Loris. I'll thank you for it.

[Stewart]

Although not nice,
It must be said,
She really was a minger,
Morbidly obese,
Greasy hair,
And a minge of purest ginger.

My best effort. The tennis is on...

[Kezzer]

What if we thank the thankers for thanking us? Web 2.0 baby yeh! We're controlling the content

[kickstart 1]

I really would have thanked you HAD i got either a card or a cake off you yesterday !

[MSIC]

Write me a limeric featuring a Slow Loris. I'll thank you for it.

Blimey - had to google that one.

OK, then, how's this?

I once had a beautiful little Loris,
We called him Dave but was really Norris,
We thought he was slow,
But on testing did show
That dyslexia exists in the Forest!

[MSIC]

I really would have thanked you HAD i got either a card or a cake off you yesterday !

(Hangs head in shame).
But i do love these cards - check out the 2nd one down: