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    Went a bit mad with translating...

    Poor old Babelfish...

    It seems it gets a bit confused when you take the same bit of text and run it through Babelfish over and again translating English to Dutch, Dutch to French, French to Italian and then finally back to English..

    Look what a balls up those continentals made of the National Anthem:

    The God saves our refined Queen!
    Ours if edele Queen screw to along!
    The God saves the Queen!
    To send its victorious,
    happy and glorious,
    for to the argument ours,
    of the God saves to along the Queen reigning.

    ...
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    I know its funny, because you posted it; but I really need to learn the National Anthem so I can laugh at it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent View Post
    I know its funny, because you posted it; but I really need to learn the National Anthem so I can laugh at it.
    God save our graciuos queen
    long live our noble queen
    god save our queen
    sing out victoriuos
    happy and glorious
    long to reign over us
    god save our queen



    Don't quite get it myself

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    should be land of hope and glory........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy3536 View Post
    God save our graciuos queen
    long live our noble queen
    god save our queen
    sing out victoriuos
    happy and glorious
    long to reign over us
    god save our queen



    Don't quite get it myself
    The swines taught us "send her victorious" at school.
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    stupid betond belief.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    should be land of hope and glory........
    It should, yes, its got a bit more umph to it.

    God Save the Queen, Land of Hope and Glory, Rule Britannia, Jerusalem... ah, music to kill Germans by.

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    The Sex Pistols version was better.
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Land Of Hope And Glory is the English national anthem right? I've always wondered why we didn't use that.

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    The God, our ordered long pleasant queen protects in the voltage our
    splendid queen, God, decree protects queen: He transmits a person
    relative and to victorious splendourful, lucky person, to the stature,
    the end to govern the excess we: Gottback in the queen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    The swines taught us "send her victorious" at school.
    Quote Originally Posted by Andy3536 View Post
    God save our graciuos queen
    long live our noble queen
    god save our queen
    sing out victoriuos
    happy and glorious
    long to reign over us
    god save our queen



    Don't quite get it myself
    "Send her victorious" is correct.

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    Sorry for multiple posts, but:

    "There was a young man from Devizes,..."

    All are several that at the time of the zone of the thrown one are the
    personal of Devizes here, a zone are in are extremely small, of the
    instruction, which they are accosentiti in the station of the chain of
    the work to break itself of you, were, of which what 1 great portion
    of the price interests the other, that it wins!

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    come to Glasgow and sing verse 3


    see how far into it you get
    We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat

    Violence and Lubrication is the solution to fixing everything, if it still doesn't work, you need more lubrication.

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    How do you change the height of them?

    I've just had a quick fiddle with the knob at the front :\

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dareos View Post
    come to Glasgow and sing verse 3


    see how far into it you get
    You mean this verse? - I think it's quite complimentary...

    "The important material of the resistance of the man of councilman of
    the city, that one is crossed to the guado one, approves the situation
    in May, because it has thy impressive of the sustenations and the
    victories. It obstructs and the way, if hastiness of the column that
    dulled, makes the examinación of the opposite of the calm king,
    movement of Scot is similar the God."

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    i prefer

    there was a young rocker caled Schmunk
    who loved every form of punk
    he wanted his hair
    to stick up in the air
    but instead of hair gel he used .....


    we'll leave that one there
    We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat

    Violence and Lubrication is the solution to fixing everything, if it still doesn't work, you need more lubrication.

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    How do you change the height of them?

    I've just had a quick fiddle with the knob at the front :\

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dareos View Post
    come to Glasgow and sing verse 3

    see how far into it you get
    You mean verse 6 (from gentleman's magazine 1745). I used to do that when I was a student. Never had any problems just the odd look from any English aboot. What is bananas is that there is no definitive version. It's been chopped and changed so much that it's really only the first three verses that have stood the test of time. Iirc it's not even sanctioned. However, there is one positive thing I can say about it and that is it doesn't bloody drone on and on and on like some of the other crap that you hear. It's sounds a bit dull though and I'd prefer Land of Hope and Glory for England and God Save the Queen for the UK.
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