Guys take note !

[kickstart 1]

When a woman says ..

.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. If she is telling you only 5 more minutes of television, she means it.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine". (See defintion #1).

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission - Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response. (Refer to definition #3.)


You have been warned

[staffsMike]

It's so scarily true

I knew all that..but i still do it anyway..

I'm a sucker for the fine thing..

[Funkstar]

This can apply to moody guys too

(like me)

[rox0r]

Retreat to the sweet oblivious ignorance of your 'cave' my brethren, for in there you will find the warm safety of the technique known as, "maybe if I just say absolutely nothing and pretend like I'm just nodding and agreeing she'll stop making that irritating noise"

[Cozwin]

"9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response. (Refer to definition #3.)"

my god this happend to me last week lol, i asked whats wrong n got the nothing and sigh lol omgz its all coming true.

you got a thanks from me for a funny read

[MadduckUK]

all so true

[0iD]

When a woman says ..

.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. If she is telling you only 5 more minutes of television, she means it.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine". (See defintion #1).

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission - Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response. (Refer to definition #3.)


You have been warned

But then this only applies to the few men who actually care/listen.

Pardon? - universal male response to just about anything a woman says.

[Wacka]

Woman... who needs em? *joking ofcourse*

[Andy3536]

Whats annoying is when you make an effort and the reply is 'fine'
If you push them by saying 'well it obviously isn't whats up?' Then an explosion normally follows.
And they wonder why some guys are scared of women?

[jimbouk]

Well I had "I love you" which translated into "It's over". A rare one but it does happen!

[Mad-Max]

Did some one say some thing or was that just the wind howling