Monday Afternoon Giggle

[Stoo]

A friend just sent me this on msn..

A little girl is in line to see Santa.
When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap.
Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?".
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Action Man."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I think Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with Action Man, she fakes it with Ken."

[steve threlfall]

Lol excellent mate

Heres another

A blind man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar and orders a pint. He then shouts out loud
'Who wants to hear a blonde joke?'
'Not really' says the landlady,'As i'm blonde, and the bouncer is blonde as well.'
The woman sitting to the left of him says 'I wouldnt if i were you as i'm a professional weightlifter, and so is the woman next to me, and we are both blonde.'
The woman sitting to the right of him says, 'I'm a professional wrestler, and i'm blonde.'
'So,' said the landlady, 'Do you still want to tell this joke?'
'No,' said the blind man, 'That means i'd have to explain it 5 times!'