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    Politics explained to a child....

    Politics Explained
    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

    Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

    The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

    The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."

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    Re: Politics explained to a child....

    An oldie but a goodie

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    Re: Politics explained to a child....

    Copied and pasted for various other forums :0


    loved it

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    Re: Politics explained to a child....

    When is a door not a door? When its on fire.

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    Re: Politics explained to a child....

    Roffle at the OP, not so Roffle @ Stewart.

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    Re: Politics explained to a child....



    I tried.

    (Does anyone think the new sad face smilie isn't that sad looking? Seems more to be worryingly looking over his shoulder at a pursuing dog)
    Last edited by Stewart; 16-08-2007 at 06:08 PM.

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    Re: Politics explained to a child....

    What's black and white and eats like a horse?

    A Zebra.
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    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Re: Politics explained to a child....

    Ok here is a comedy classic from the late great Dave Allen teaching the time to a child. It was a bit quiet on my PC but still hilarious.
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    Re: Politics explained to a child....

    How do you make a cat go woof?

    Use a can of petrol and a match.
    "Well, there was your Uncle Tiberius who died wrapped in cabbage leaves but we assumed that was a freak accident."

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    Re: Politics explained to a child....

    Quote Originally Posted by iranu View Post
    Ok here is a comedy classic from the late great Dave Allen teaching the time to a child. It was a bit quiet on my PC but still hilarious.
    thanks for that Iranu,i love that sketch
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    Re: Politics explained to a child....

    I read "mom" then stopped reading...

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    Re: Politics explained to a child....

    children have a great way of telling it like it is

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