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    Council tax

    Can you believe that the Council tax re-evaluators want to charge us more
    if we live in a nice area.
    That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

    We have a huge council house in our street.

    The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.

    Her car isn't registered or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate,
    but the police still do nothing.

    Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist
    comments.

    A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's
    girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

    All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone
    thought was gay.

    Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in
    nightclubs.

    The family's odd antics are always in the papers.

    They are out of control.

    Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?

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    Re: Council tax

    That's brilliant !!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bertrand Russell

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    Re: Council tax

    Thats brilliant

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    Re: Council tax

    You didn't mention all those street parties they throw that totally disrupt traffic.

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    Re: Council tax

    lol best thing ive heard in a while tbh

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    i saw it on the b3ta qotw a few weeks ago. funny never the less
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    Re: Council tax

    Quote Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    Can you believe that the Council tax re-evaluators want to charge us more
    if we live in a nice area.
    That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

    We have a huge council house in our street.

    The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.

    Her car isn't registered or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate,
    but the police still do nothing.

    Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist
    comments.

    A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's
    girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

    All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone
    thought was gay.

    Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in
    nightclubs.

    The family's odd antics are always in the papers.

    They are out of control.

    Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?




    To be fair though, i did once see Harry in a military uniform.........it was a nazi uniform though

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    Re: Council tax

    Haha

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    Re: Council tax

    Quote Originally Posted by cici View Post
    God, everytime when i heard the council tax these two words

    i am going to crazy. you know

    i have be paid for more than 1000 pouds on it...

    i really don't know whether they can refund to me,

    GOD
    Pardon ?

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