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    Violent Sausage Crime Up 14%.

    As this story proves - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...er/6958826.stm

    What can be done to stamp out the menace of gang bangers and their sausage based violence?
    Last edited by Stewart; 22-08-2007 at 06:52 PM.

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    Re: Violent Sausage Crime Up 14%.

    What's the Wurst that can happen?
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    Re: Violent Sausage Crime Up 14%.

    Maybe get the yobs to talk to Frankfurt?

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    Re: Violent Sausage Crime Up 14%.

    Surely this should be in the bang(t)er forum

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    Re: Violent Sausage Crime Up 14%.

    poork taste TiG

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    Re: Violent Sausage Crime Up 14%.

    Well, cocktail sausages should be banned outright for a start. Someone begin the online petition.

    I hope they gave the lad a good 'grilling' over this. At least he wasn't carrying any cocktail sticks.

    He should be banged up.
    Last edited by steve threlfall; 22-08-2007 at 07:14 PM. Reason: Thought of another shocking pun

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    Re: Violent Sausage Crime Up 14%.

    zero tollerance anti-social behavoir, i say let him fry for it.
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    Re: Violent Sausage Crime Up 14%.

    I blame Grange Hill.
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    Re: Violent Sausage Crime Up 14%.

    Batter him.

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    Re: Violent Sausage Crime Up 14%.

    Arrrgghhhh

    I've had it with all your buns! Er, Puns...!

    On a seriously note though. Seemed too extreme until I read:

    Charging the boy was the only option because he had previously been issued with three reprimands, a GMP spokeswoman said.

    At 12 though, it's 90% down to the parent(s). They should take care of him... man I wish there were laws about parents IQ before they have a kid.

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    Re: Violent Sausage Crime Up 14%.

    Those three though could be wrong place/time and if as the news article hints, retaliation for the problems caused by the other youfs...

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    Re: Violent Sausage Crime Up 14%.

    Sounds like the little snot's getting what he deserves.
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    Re: Violent Sausage Crime Up 14%.

    Yeah, he was charged as he was already on his final warning. The little git had it coming, hope he's the next victim of guncrime.

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    Re: Violent Sausage Crime Up 14%.

    The mother thinks its a joke? Maybe she should have tried some good parenting a while back?

    After all those reprimands, if he still did crap like that, he damn well deserves it.
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    Will they charge him for battery? About 30p extra
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    Re: Violent Sausage Crime Up 14%.

    The boy was accused of throwing the pork snack at a 74-year-old man in Woodhouse Park, south Manchester.
    I have yet to fond a cocktail sausage that had much in the way of pork in it,so I think the Food Standards Agency should be all over BBC like a rash(er), to sort this one out.

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