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    Sexual Harassment - Chav Monkeys

    Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

    Nachu's women have tried wearing their husbands' clothes in an attempt to trick the monkeys into thinking they are men - but this has failed, they say.

    "When we come to chase the monkeys away, we are dressed in trousers and hats, so that we look like men," resident Lucy Njeri told the BBC News website

    "But the monkeys can tell the difference and they don't run away from us and point at our breasts. They just ignore us and continue to steal the crops."

    In addition to stealing their crops, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women, they claim.

    "The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.

    The Kenyan Wildlife Service told the BBC that it was not unusual for monkeys to harass women and be less afraid of them than men, but they had not heard of monkeys in Kenya making sexually explicit gestures as a form of communication to humans.


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    Re: Sexual Harassment - Chav Monkeys

    They should give the monkeys a good spanking and show who's the boss

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    Spank the monkeys? They should wait till they climb onto the roof and then toss them off.

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    Re: Sexual Harassment - Chav Monkeys

    Surely lobbing them a packet of PG Tips will distract them from their crop stealing/sexual harassment activities?



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    Re: Sexual Harassment - Chav Monkeys

    Bring back the birch! Lash the impudent monkeys that'll solve everything! In my day a monkey did what he was told and if he stepped out of line....BIRCH!

    Ruddy monkeys running riot, no respect I tell thee.

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    cant you just shoot them?
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    Re: Sexual Harassment - Chav Monkeys

    Chimpudence.
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    stupid betond belief.
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    Hang 'em - the monkeys that is.

    Send over the town of Hartlepool. That will scare them away

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    Re: Sexual Harassment - Chav Monkeys

    Monkey Tennis.*

    * - Weather permitting, of course.

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    Re: Sexual Harassment - Chav Monkeys

    dont you monkey with the monkey

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    Re: Sexual Harassment - Chav Monkeys

    Quote Originally Posted by Brucelles View Post
    ...They should wait till they climb onto the roof and then toss them off.
    I guess that would help ease their sexual frustration...

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    Re: Sexual Harassment - Chav Monkeys

    you spanked the monkey at 560mph (yes i cheated)

    thats gonna burn
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    stupid betond belief.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: Sexual Harassment - Chav Monkeys

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    you spanked the monkey at 560mph (yes i cheated)

    thats gonna burn
    702 mph - get in there*

    *yes, I also cheated

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