ZOMG! (tbh)

[Stewart]

So I'm walking my Dobe round the park earlier (about 9:30), taking my usual route. Sarge is doing his usual thing - running about at 90mph, nose to the ground, looking for hedgehogs. All is normal and well.

About half way round the route I take, there's a grassy grove, Sarge is always a good few yards ahead of me, doing his thing. So he suddenly starts barking and running around in a circle, like he does when he's found something, and as I get closer I see he's found a young couple who were, to put it delicately, HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!

Can't help but think a large Doberman emerging from the dark and running around them barking spoiled the moment somewhat.

I called him back, and (after about 15 seconds and another few circles) he came back.

There's a play area about 100 yards away where the local chavs hang around, so these 2 must have broken off to go and get jiggy. Bloody chavs.

Couldn’t tell for sure because it was dark, but I’m 99% sure the man chav still had a baseball cap on – now that’s class.

[Guy]

Nice! Although a while back I was in the cinema, and at the end of the row I was sitting in there were 2 chav's literally on top of each other going at it.

Ironically the film I was watching was meet the fockers.

[finlay666]

hahahahahahaaha

that is funny

much better than tonight when me and my family were leaving a restaurant owned by my sisters mate and he was running about like a madman as prince harry had come in for a meal lol
he's so ginger!!!!!!!!!!

[Behemoth]

They can put on his head stone "He did it with his cap on" lol

[arbitor]

Memories

[Clunk]

Like the corners of my mind.

[MadduckUK]

what?

[Stewart]

Misty watered colored memories, yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away, will you still love me tomorrow?

[Dareos]

only if you treat me right!

[steve threlfall]

Be Honest. You were dogging weren't you

[Nick]

A similar thing happened to me!

There I was with Stacey, we'd had a few White Lightnings and before you kbow it she's got her hand in me shell suit like she's rummaging around the bargain bin in Primark.

We start doing the bizzle and then this bloody great dog comes along and scares the life out of me.

Now I won't go into too much detail but a cold wet nose in the wrong place at the wrong time made me flinch forwards like I'd hit full throttle on me Vespa and Stacey shot off across the damp grass like a rocket powered bobsleigh...

[Stewart]

I was not dogging, but me dog was dogging. He loves a bit of it.

[tiggerai]

if dogs do dogging... what do humans do?


humming?

[Stewart]

Humping?

[TheAnimus]

"You can leave your cap on" ... muscial interlude...

dosen't quite have the same ring to it does it?

[pollaxe]

Sarge has obviously developed a useful skill to sniff out chavs - I urge you for the sake of society to put it to good use.