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    Who invented shoe laces ???

    Who the hell invented these silly things ?? because mine had come un-done, I tripped over them, which sent my Laptop, which I was carrying flying and it's now totaled

    Who invented these damn things, I want to hurt him or her badly.

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    Re: Who invented shoe laces ???

    velcro for you from now on sonny
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    Re: Who invented shoe laces ???

    It was a cunning ploy by the insurance companies.

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    Re: Who invented shoe laces ???

    More like they should give him puma discs

    They were awesome and I loved using them for running as they felt nice and secure.

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    Re: Who invented shoe laces ???

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    velcro for you from now on sonny
    Yes, velcro is the way forward, either that or a pair of old mans slip ons lol

    I was looking through my Laptops paperwork and had forgotten I'd had it unsured for something like £6 a month, which covers accidental damage

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    Re: Who invented shoe laces ???

    Was there a higher premium for shoe-lace wearers?

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    Re: Who invented shoe laces ???

    Just tie them with a Turquoise turtle instead of a normal bow and they won't come undone!
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    Re: Who invented shoe laces ???

    Quote Originally Posted by RavenNight View Post
    Just tie them with a Turquoise turtle instead of a normal bow and they won't come undone!
    A wha....

    Don't tell me theres about 1999 ways of doing shoelaces like there is ways of tieing a tie.

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    Re: Who invented shoe laces ???

    Harvey Kennedy is the bain of our lifes.

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    Re: Who invented shoe laces ???

    Quote Originally Posted by Lee @ SCAN View Post
    A wha....

    Don't tell me theres about 1999 ways of doing shoelaces like there is ways of tieing a tie.
    No idea how many ways there are, but I've never had them come undone with it!

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    Re: Who invented shoe laces ???

    Ah, I do the same thing just with the loops after a normal bow.

    Apparently that's just a double knot, however it's off the scale on the tension meter because you can't undo it by pulling loose ends.
    Last edited by kalniel; 03-09-2007 at 02:20 PM.

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    Re: Who invented shoe laces ???

    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
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    Re: Who invented shoe laces ???

    do you strap your foot to the top of it?
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    Re: Who invented shoe laces ???

    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    stop clogging up the thread Clunk!
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    How do you change the height of them?

    I've just had a quick fiddle with the knob at the front :\

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    Re: Who invented shoe laces ???

    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    They look comfortable.....

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    Re: Who invented shoe laces ???

    Laptop was collected at 9:15 am this morning by Parcel Line, here's hoping it gets fixed, if they can't then it has to be replaced.

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