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    100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    Now, most of you on here know I'm quite a hard liner against cannabis (AND NO I DON'T WANT TO RESTART THAT DEBATE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME) but even I think this takes the biscuit:

    A GIFTED young violinist killed herself after a single joint of cannabis led to a downward spiral of depression, bullying and death.
    Oh. The Sun.
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    Oh it gets funnier if you read the article:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007410606,00.html

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    Re: 100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    They leave it nice and late before stating that she didn't in fact smoke it then immediately kill herself.

    Great journalism there.
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    Re: 100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    'As a teenager she was was no stranger to depression and had battled with anorexia.'

    Call me crazy - but mebbe, just *mebbe* this had something to do with it.

    This story is so sensational, its killed Pavarotti. ITS KILLED HIM.

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    Re: 100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    Cannabis killed my granddad too. He was 98 and had arthritis and one of my cousins gave him some Pakistani black hash for the pain. The pain was relieved so much that the last time I saw him he climbed a tree to see the eggs in a bird nest.

    But then, a few months later, he died. It was the cannabis, obviously.

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    Re: 100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    'As a teenager she was was no stranger to depression and had battled with anorexia.'

    Call me crazy - but mebbe, just *mebbe* this had something to do with it.

    This story is so sensational, its killed Pavarotti. ITS KILLED HIM.
    Actually I think my granddad killed Pavarotti. While stoned.

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    Re: 100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Brucelles View Post
    Cannabis killed my granddad too. He was 98 and had arthritis and one of my cousins gave him some Pakistani black hash for the pain. The pain was relieved so much that the last time I saw him he climbed a tree to see the eggs in a bird nest.

    But then, a few months later, he died. It was the cannabis, obviously.
    98 YEAR OLD WAR HERO WHO TOOK ON THE NAZIS DIES CLIMBING TREE IN A CANNABIS INDUCED STATE OF MADNESS AND DESPAIR!

    Jo, 22 from Reading says (whilst showing us her tits) - Cannabis is what killded Pavarotti, and is bad like.

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    Re: 100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    98 YEAR OLD WAR HERO WHO TOOK ON THE NAZIS DIES CLIMBING TREE IN A CANNABIS INDUCED STATE OF MADNESS AND DESPAIR!

    Jo, 22 from Reading says (whilst showing us her tits) - Cannabis is what killded Pavarotti, and is bad like.
    That actually reads like the Sport (Brother - electrician - van - long journey) for those who wonder.

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    Re: 100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    Ridiculous. I feel awful for her and understand that the mother must be in a state of shock, but this must be nonsense.

    'Laura recovered, but only with the help of anti-psychotic drugs which left her depressed' - my guess is that it was what the doctors gave her that tipped her over the edge.

    ThisIsLondon write about the same story, but at least their headline ' Mother blames cannabis for suicide of promising violinist daughter' is the actual truth and not like The Suns.

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    Re: 100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    FFS - you might as well say it was the violin that killed her.

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    Re: 100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    Just one sip of "Can ar beak" leads to insanity and DEATH!

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    Re: 100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    A couple of weeks ago there was a article about a man who killed his wife and child after "he ran out of cannabis" well, by the end of the article you're left wondering what it has to do with the article as that's never mentioned.

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    Re: 100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    to be fair, if your child died, wouldn't you want a scapegoat?

    a mate of mine who had an eating disorder that became rather apparent to me by the end of the first term at uni, this was entirley down to her mother, myself and a few friends tried to show her the way of the junk food and tesco own brand two for £4 pizza but you could still see her ribs constantly, even if she was slumped forward..... anyway her parents arrive to take her home for xmas, been a gent i was helping carry some of the lightest stuff out of the room for her, when i came back i heard her mother say "god, you've got fat", i was just gob smacked, she was clearly on the dangerously thin side of the BMI..... Problems start at home, not on scape goats of drugs.

    which is why i hold my parents responsible for all of my problems
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    Re: 100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    Yes I would want a scape goat. No I wouldn't expect a national newspaper to print - OMFG SCAPE GOAT KILLS GIRL!

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    Re: 100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    erm mate, its the sun.

    There are some papers i think of all the same, the news of the world, the sun, the sport, the commie barstard paper (mirror).

    Sensationalist tripe, that might have some basis on reality, but has had all the thinking and debate taken out of it, instead your left with something that simply tells you what to think is happening, and provoke an intresting roller coaster of emotions as such.

    Why should that have any real basis on reality, it works better as one of those 'half fiction' stories... there is a proper term for that but i can't think of it.
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    Re: 100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    Scary really that things haven't moved on since Leah Betts. the Red Tops still don't get it.

    Printing sensationalist lies helps noone. Its infantile.

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    Re: 100% Proof that cannabis is evil and will kill you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    'As a teenager she was was no stranger to depression and had battled with anorexia.'

    Call me crazy - but mebbe, just *mebbe* this had something to do with it.

    This story is so sensational, its killed Pavarotti. ITS KILLED HIM.
    I thought I killed him for making you look gay?

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