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    Re: What Do You Rub On Yourself In The Mornings?

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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Re: What Do You Rub On Yourself In The Mornings?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lee @ SCAN View Post
    Gawd Stewart you metrosexual

    My uber sonic complete toothbrush that some people think could be used as a sex toy
    Clearasil face wash - cracking for getting rid of shaving rash, dunno why but it works
    Nivea shaving gel for a shave just afterwards
    Water - rinse
    Issey Miyake - nice splash and away I go.
    You and any females in the vicinity following you!

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    Re: What Do You Rub On Yourself In The Mornings?

    After i've rubbed up against the mrs it's ....

    Shower with Origainal source Mint & tea tree, and a good all over exfoliation.
    Shave with my trusty Mach3 head, face ... smooth
    Rub in some witchazel & calumine lotion, usually sold as aftersun but makes a class aftershave lotion, (a tip i got from a female friend who does a pro waxer & beauty therapist).
    Clinique for men moisturiser around the wrinkly bits
    Issey generally, Clinique Happy for apres gym session or Joop Rococo after evening shower.
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    Re: What Do You Rub On Yourself In The Mornings?

    Oh my, i feel inadequate, Own Brand anti dandruff shampoo, bar of imperial leather, Whatever the roll on in the green pack is, something sport. Only thing i'm even slightly poncy about is shaving, KoS mentholated gel + quattro ti energy

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    Re: What Do You Rub On Yourself In The Mornings?

    soap, shaving soap + razor and freezing cold water, none of this puffy stuff for right hard northern lad

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    Re: What Do You Rub On Yourself In The Mornings?

    Freezing cold water? POOF!

    I use wolf tears.

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    Re: What Do You Rub On Yourself In The Mornings?

    bet they come in a pretty pink bottle....with a bow...and you can only get it from a fancy fragrance boutique run by a guy called Phillippe...
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    Re: What Do You Rub On Yourself In The Mornings?

    His name, I'll have you know, is Jason...


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    Re: What Do You Rub On Yourself In The Mornings?

    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    The juice from a slightly tepid Holland's meat pie.
    THAT BUG IN YOUR SIG,
    i got a bit of paper hit the screen and was like wtf...

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    Re: What Do You Rub On Yourself In The Mornings?

    sonicare toothbrush and colgate total paste
    frizz ease shampoo and conditioner XD
    nivia for men sensitive shaving foam and after shave balm
    fusion razor
    soap
    nivia for men gentle moisturising face wash )

    oh crap its time for a shower
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    Re: What Do You Rub On Yourself In The Mornings?

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    Heheh, no... Radox shower-gel
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    Re: What Do You Rub On Yourself In The Mornings?

    I would just like to point out that when I say "My God, you men could pass for gay" I am not using the word 'gay' in a pejorative sense. Just commenting on the number of threads about toiletries.

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    Re: What Do You Rub On Yourself In The Mornings?

    Original source - Lime followed by Goat milk body wash which keeps me smelling nice for about 3 days. (obv i shower anyway) Faceee sscrub with beadss in it. Then i rub a towel on mysself until im sssooo dry and sssssssoft

    Old school brush and cream lanthered into face using a proper shaver, none of this mach 3 bollox. followed by raplh lauren a/s balm and a rock, forgot what rock it was called but it closes the pores and stores irritating, its amazing
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    Re: What Do You Rub On Yourself In The Mornings?

    Quote Originally Posted by ibm View Post
    Nope, but facewash is positively SCREAMING

    Harsh, but fair...

    Imperial Leather soap.
    Wilkinson's Sword shaving bowl.
    Aussie Skip-A-Step.
    Nivea Dry Impact Spray.
    Givenchy Gentleman Aftershave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nichomach View Post
    Aussie Skip-A-Step.
    Sounds like something Aussies do when drunk...
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    Re: What Do You Rub On Yourself In The Mornings?

    Nutella



    still waiting for someone to lick it off
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