Rear of the Year = Arse of the Past

[Brucelles]

Sian Lloyd's beautiful behind has been deemed worthy of the Rear of the Year Award

Cool. Sian Lloyd is 49 and has a pretty nice bum. Having been dumped for a Cheeky Girl she must be feeling pretty pleased that her bad luck seems to have bottomed out. Now she can just turn the other cheek.

Analysts are said to be delighted that the wrinkly rump is in favour.

[MadduckUK]

Looking at her, and previous winners, could you honestly say she doesn't look every bit as good as all the others - perhaps better?

yes.. yes i could

[Clunk]

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Analysts are said to be delighted that the wrinkly rump is in favour.

[Brucelles]

Well, what else do you call bum fanciers?

[htid]

Arse and past don't rhyme if you're from oop norf like me

[MadduckUK]

yeah, its past not parst

[Vroomparrot]

Well, what else do you call bum fanciers?

[htid]

yeah, its past not parst

exactly...could work with ass...wait, is that con strewed as swearing? If so I'll edit it.

[Brucelles]

Well in England, where I come from, 'past' can rhyme with 'arse', so a line like "A blast from the past arse" works perfectly. Well, it rhymes, even if the image is a bit iffy.

[Clunk]

Well, what else do you call bum fanciers?

Ring seekers.

[pollaxe]

[schmunk]

Well, what else do you call bum fanciers?

Ring seekers.

Brown-nosers?

[No.72]

marmite miners?

[mycarsavw]

She has two arses, which one won?

....face like an.....

/gets coat

[Brucelles]

Oh come on. She's not that bad. I bet my granddad would give her a good time, if he were still alive.

Besides you only have to look at either the back or the front most of the time. So choose the back.

[No.72]

Oh come on. She's not that bad. I bet my granddad would give her a good time, if he were still alive.

Besides you only have to look at either the back or the front most of the time. So choose the back.

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