Me:
bollocks
God:
Is that supposed to mean something specific?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
awesome?
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
i did'nt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
no not at all
God:
Are you serious? Next question?
Me:
yes, your programming is ****
God:
Ask me a question. I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
is your botmaster your gay lover?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
no you did not
God:
Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
43
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
pies
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
thats cuz god olny knows pukka
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.