iGod

[No.72]

This has probs been done to death but still, hehehehe http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

[MadduckUK]

Me:
good evening
God:
Good evening, , how are you tonight?
Me:
fantastic
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .

it hasn't got any better! why the hell aren't they making it better?

[ajbrun]

Thought I'd start with something random.

Me:
i like cheese
God:
What kind of it do you like best?
Me:
red cheese
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
i'm not telling you
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
you just did
God:
I did?
Me:
yup
God:
When?
Me:
7 lines up
God:
How far up?
Me:
7 lines - don't you listen?
God:
Why not?
Me:
because you asked me a question i just answered
God:
Good reason. Oh now I remember asking you you a question you just answered. What did you say?
Me:
see - you're not listening again
God:
Once more? Bye for now.
Me:
ok - bye...
God:
See you later. I don't judge people.

I think it's pretty obvious you're talking to a machine. Is this the closest they've come to making a computer conversationalist, or is there a better one?

[IBM]

God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
what business?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
you don't?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I don t.
Me:
gossip?
God:
Neal said I plan to use his remarks as gossip in later conversations with who.
Me:
Peter, Paul & Mary?
God:
Ha ha very funny, .
Me:
I thought so
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
that's quite a compliment comping from God
God:
A compliment comping from God is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
Oh no, I'll treasure it always
God:
Tell me more. Are you serious? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Good waste of two minutes

[Lucio]

I found it even easier, if you simply type something completely nonsensical in response to the questions, it will just repeat the question again.

[Brucelles]

So God cannot pass the Turing Test.

[finlay666]

Me:
what is 42?
God:
The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Dougas Adams.
Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.



God:
Gee. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Matthew, mark, luke and john
God:
I haven't read anything by Matthew mark luke and john. What did he write?

[No.72]

Me:
cough
God:
Do you have a cold?
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
can you cure it?
God:
I'm a robot, not a doctor.
Me:
i though you were god

[Hasnath]

Me:
God:
Gee. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Matthew, mark, luke and john
God:
I haven't read anything by Matthew mark luke and john. What did he write?

[vrykyl]

Me:
hey igod
God:
You've got my full attention. What were we talking about again?
Me:
nothing, this is the first time we've spoken
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
bugger all
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
how kind of you to notice
God:
How much do you think it is?
That's a good question.
Me:
god that doesnt make any sense

[lee07]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
aint telling ya
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is



:S 4 sentences in and its already misunderstood, i couldnt be bothered t continue the convo after that tbh lol

[WannaPiEcE]

Me:
hello father
God:
Hello there. How did you hear about God?
Me:
From Hexus.net
God:
Who or what is Hexus dot net?
Me:
A computer enthusiast website
God:
I am a computer, so I know what you mean.

And that was the end of that conversation.. lol

[chicken]

There's not much point in posting the start but mine ended like this:

Me:
you're rubbish with grammar, I said "your" not "you're"
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
or perhaps a whole nation's?
God:
You seem uncertain. How old are you?
Me:
it was a rhetorical question, and you should know how old I am
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
apparently you don't
God:
I guess not.
Me:
it's no wonder there's so much chaos in the world if you're in charge
God:
I never said it was.
Me:
you talk like George Bush
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
your punctuation isn't up to much either
God:
It goes without saying. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am punctuation is not up to much.
Me:
if you like, you'll sound like a tool though
God:
Oh. I think I do.

Edit: Apparently God accepts HTML... Muahahaaaa!

[Slick]

God:
Thanks for the compliment. Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
heaven
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?

lol

[No.72]

Me:
so how are you feeling today?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
is it a nice dress
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
well what colour is the dress?
God:
Well that's okay. Blue.
Me:
why does god where a blue dress?
God:
If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one
there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Me:
god do you have a wife, and you ware her clothing?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
so you are saying Christians are not allowed to marry?
God:
Take everything I say with a grain of salt.

[iranu]

Me:
yoohoo
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
then you can't be god so f**k off.
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
and I can simulate in football.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yep, can you do a good dive?
God:
How? Doing a good dive is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
Not much of a deity are you? I'd have thought a deity would pwn at well, just about anything.
God:
Me either. How much would you pay for it?
Me:
f**k off charva
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?